Author Topic: Caption this Actress (Read 860 times)

Ripsnort · « **on:** March 12, 2003, 11:25:13 AM »

I use the word "Actress" loosely

Nash · « **Reply #1 on:** March 12, 2003, 11:27:42 AM »

"You girls think YOU had it rough? Back in MY day we didn't have no casting COUCH...."

Ripsnort · « **Reply #2 on:** March 12, 2003, 11:37:49 AM »

(Producer)

mason22 · « **Reply #3 on:** March 12, 2003, 12:30:33 PM »

ya put yer left leg innnnn...and ya shake it all about....

Lizard3 · « **Reply #4 on:** March 12, 2003, 12:33:08 PM »

"Like a Vii iii iirrGIN, ohhh, for the very first TIME!"

john9001 · « **Reply #5 on:** March 12, 2003, 12:33:27 PM »

i think they are all called actors now , some kind of non-gender thing.

Toad · « **Reply #6 on:** March 12, 2003, 12:45:00 PM »

"Hold on a sec, big boy... I'll get my right ankle behind my neck and then....."

muckmaw · « **Reply #7 on:** March 12, 2003, 12:51:52 PM »

'There once was a lady from Wheeling...
who had an incredible feeling....
She laid on her back
Opened her crack
and pissed all over the ceiling"

udet · « **Reply #8 on:** March 12, 2003, 01:43:53 PM »

"if this doesn't get the crabs out, nothing will"

funkedup · « **Reply #9 on:** March 12, 2003, 01:47:02 PM »

"Whew is somebody frying eggs?"

funkedup · « **Reply #10 on:** March 12, 2003, 01:47:55 PM »

"Hit the deck! She's gonna squirt out another brat!"

Saurdaukar · « **Reply #11 on:** March 12, 2003, 01:50:31 PM »

STD Variety Pack.

funkedup · « **Reply #12 on:** March 12, 2003, 01:52:08 PM »

"Hey where did all the ping pong balls go?"

Ripsnort · « **Reply #13 on:** March 12, 2003, 02:06:27 PM »

Quote

Originally posted by funkedup
"Hey where did all the ping pong balls go?"

OMG Funked, tears...people looking at me.. GAWD! that was funny!

Curval · « **Reply #14 on:** March 12, 2003, 02:34:00 PM »

It was a natural progression from modelling to porn for Mary.

Later in life she was known as the "double double" girl.