Author Topic: CHog Drivers Anonymous  (Read 127 times)

eskimo

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CHog Drivers Anonymous
« on: March 27, 2001, 11:55:00 AM »
Hello,
My name is eskimo,
and I drive the VulchHog.

I just checked the stats, and since I started driving the Blue Streak in the middle of Tour 11, I have had over 1300 kills in her.

Sometimes I drive other planes,
but I often run out of ammo before I die.

In another ride:

When I lose my engine to an ack hit,
I think,
"Dang! the Big Blue Hog would still be runnin just fine right now!"  

Or when someone slips through what I expect to be an inpenitrible wall of explosive lead,
I think,
"Dang! VulchHog Death Ray would have torn him up!"  

Or when I compress,
I think,
"What the hecks wrong with this silly plane!  I think, Oh Yea, this is that compression thing!  Sure wish I was in Ol' Blue right now..."

eskimo

P.S.

I Flew the 109 G-2 today,
and I had... fun... ?

Offline AKDejaVu

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CHog Drivers Anonymous
« Reply #1 on: March 27, 2001, 12:05:00 PM »
Had 9 vulch kills in a DHog the other day.. don't see any problems with 6 .50's and vulching

I was also vulching in a Typhoon the other day... got 3 kills before discoing (damn net) and couldn't help but think it would have been much easier in a hog.

The hispanos are nice.. but I'm not a big fan of their ROF.  I like the 6 .50s better.  The low speed handling of the hog is nice, but I like the low speed handling of the Yak-9U better.  The durability of the hog is nice, but I like the durability of the P-47 better.  The speed of the hog is OK, but I like the speed of the Yak-9U, Typhoon and P-47 better.

But, its hard to argue with the numbers.  The Chog is still ruling the arena.

AKDejaVu