Author Topic: check out this babe (Read 406 times)

rc51 · « **on:** March 18, 2003, 05:41:50 PM »

there once live a man from dundergrass whos balls where coverd with brass.
when the touched together he sung stormy weather and lighting shot out of his ass.

Saurdaukar · « **Reply #1 on:** March 18, 2003, 07:29:04 PM »

rc51 · « **Reply #2 on:** March 18, 2003, 10:33:52 PM »

burrrrrrppppp

Yeager · « **Reply #3 on:** March 19, 2003, 12:45:17 AM »

Old Irish drinking rhyme:

"Heres to the breezes, that blow through the treeses, and lift the gurlz skirtz, high above their kneezes"

Lazerus1 · « **Reply #4 on:** March 19, 2003, 12:48:09 AM »

Here's an old one

There once was a Dutchess of Kent
Whos vent was so horrible bent
And so deep and so wide
The acoustics inside
Were so good you could hear when you spent.

Dates back to the 1880's or so.

Go's great with an Irsh carbomb:D

Lazerus1 · « **Reply #5 on:** March 19, 2003, 01:39:17 AM »

OK, another old one...

There once was a girl from Toronto
Who was exceedingly hard to get onto
But once you got there
And parted her hair
You could diddly her as much as you want to

Dates back to the late 1800's as the last one did. There's one more that I knew, but cant remember it all, something about a girl from ontario, bigtoe growing hairier and hairier, ends up with having to aquire the assistance of a terrier.