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Offline Udie

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« Reply #15 on: April 05, 2003, 07:37:41 PM »
hey everybody look,  pongo's an ass...

piss off bacon boy...
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Offline Gunthr

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« Reply #16 on: April 05, 2003, 07:40:34 PM »
Hush, Pongo, or we will have to send the Detroit Police Department over the bridge to conquer Canada and take over the LaBatts brewery. :)
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Offline BBBB

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« Reply #17 on: April 05, 2003, 07:42:23 PM »
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Originally posted by Pongo
Canadian Apology to theUnited States of America.
From the CBC Television program
 "This Hour Has 22 Minutes" - Rick Mercer

"On behalf of Canadians everywhere I'd like to offer an apology to theUnited States of America. We haven't been getting along very well recently and for that, I am truly sorry.
I'm sorry we called George Bush a moron. He is a moron but, it
wasn't nice of us to point it out. If it's any consolation, the fact
that he's a moron shouldn't reflect poorly on the people of America.
After all, it's not like you actually elected him.
I'm sorry about our softwood lumber. Just because we have more trees than you doesn't give us the right to sell you lumber that's cheaper and better than your own.

I'm sorry we beat you in Olympic hockey. In our defense, I guess our excuse would be that our team was much, much, much, much better than yours.

I'm sorry we burnt down your White House during the war of 1812. I notice you've rebuilt it! It's very nice.

I'm sorry about your beer. I know we had nothing to do with your
beer but, we feel your pain.

I'm sorry about our waffling on Iraq. I mean, when you're going up against a crazed dictator, you wanna have your friends by your side.
I realize it took more than two years before you guys pitched in  against Hitler, but that was different. Everyone knew he had weapons.

And finally on behalf of all Canadians, I'm sorry that we're
constantly apologizing for things in a passive-aggressive way that
is really a thinly veiled criticism. I sincerely hope that you're not upset over this.

We've seen what you do to countries you get upset with. Thank you."



 You know, that makes me want to smack the hell out of the first maple leaf loving salamander I see.... You ppl are so sad, you booo little kids? That is insane. You know keep this in mind when you pick on americans. We build monster trucks for fun, we build 2000 HP top fuel dragsters becuz were bored.......... piss us off and see what we build.
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Offline SirLoin

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« Reply #18 on: April 05, 2003, 07:46:11 PM »
lol
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Offline Thorns

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« Reply #19 on: April 05, 2003, 07:46:18 PM »
Ok PONGO........go to your room........in Quebec!  LOL  :D

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« Reply #20 on: April 05, 2003, 07:51:39 PM »
And it's so close.....
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Offline funkedup

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« Reply #21 on: April 05, 2003, 08:30:44 PM »
Oh man the Northern Mexicans are squawking again.
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Offline Nash

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« Reply #22 on: April 05, 2003, 08:41:10 PM »
Jeeze some people didn't get teased enough when they were kids or something. Grow some skin for heaven's sake! It's a JOKE! It's not like, official policy or anything... In fact it doesn't even square with the majority of public opinion. It was a TV comedy sketch. Settle the eff down!

Yegads... :eek:
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Offline Sandman

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« Reply #23 on: April 05, 2003, 08:42:58 PM »
I'd agree with Nash, but that might be considered aiding and comforting the enemy. :D
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Offline X2Lee

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« Reply #24 on: April 05, 2003, 09:07:47 PM »
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Originally posted by Badger


I used to be proud to be Canadian, but now I'm simply [bashamed and embarrassed to tell anyone where I'm from.


Regards,
Badger



I know how that feels, I was embarrassed 8 years while clinton was president. ashamed and embarassed.
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Offline X2Lee

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« Reply #25 on: April 05, 2003, 09:11:13 PM »
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Oh man the Northern Mexicans are squawking again.


Now you know thats not nice. Hispanic folk are lots more intelligent and polite. You should apologize to Mexico this minute.
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Offline Sandman

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« Reply #26 on: April 05, 2003, 09:12:22 PM »
Where exactly is Hispania?
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Offline SOB

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« Reply #27 on: April 05, 2003, 10:45:40 PM »
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Originally posted by skernsk
Oh and SOB .... look NORTH to see that Canuck speaking you idiot!  Why is it that you handsomehunk Americans can't find your bellybutton with both hands?


See, this is how it starts.  First, one Canuck gets out of line, then others follow.  Now get the hell back in your igloo before I send in the Boy Scouts to occupy your country and make it the 51st state!  :p


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Offline Bodhi

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« Reply #28 on: April 05, 2003, 10:49:16 PM »
That wonderful little parody sounds to me like some whine that originated in Quebec....  home of the wonderful idea called... liberte du Quebec.  Now thats a wise bunch talking, maybe if they pulled their heads outta their tulips and looked around they might realise they didn't have to be drunk all the time.  Then again, living in Quebec would prolly keep me drunk too.
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Offline Gwjr2

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« Reply #29 on: April 06, 2003, 10:01:42 AM »
Why is it that French canucks (males) have girl names?  thats the real question I want to know.
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