IMPORTANT: to Skuzzbucket, or whoever it might concern.
The USB2 compliant Sheep vagina and its software, ShagWare SDK has some bugs that some of our clients have made us aware of. Actually, only one of clients, SOB, has been foolish enough to attempt to use our unit.
At any rate, due to hired Polish help, it seems all our Sheep vaginas were mistakenly replaced with Sheep dildos, and our SDK unfortunately wasn't ShagWare but Billy Boys Anal Hydraulic Pumping Smashing Enlarger Set.
For that reason, we here at ShagWare feel compelled to instruct you, Skuzzbucket, our dearest customer (since SOB cancelled his followup order) NOT to use the unit that was sent to you as it can lead to serious intestinal bleeding, amongst other things.
In case you've already tried to pleasure yourself with our device (and, hopefully, failed miserably. If you suceeded, you're not the type we wish to do business with) and somehow managed to survive, please take time to see if you can locate and remove your cranium from your anal orifice, along with the Crayons you, funkedup and the others so enjoyed placing there.
Questions can at all times be directed to the IRS.
Thank you for your attention. For your enjoyment we've included enough morphine for a thrilling 'double effect' end to your miserable little life. Have fun.
