Author Topic: What Can Brown Do for You?  (Read 563 times)

Offline midnight Target

  • Plutonium Member
  • *******
  • Posts: 15114
What Can Brown Do for You?
« on: April 20, 2003, 10:40:16 AM »
Anyone else think this is about as stupid as advertising can get? Talk about setting yourself up for ridicule!

Offline NUKE

  • Persona Non Grata
  • Plutonium Member
  • *******
  • Posts: 8599
      • Arizona Greens
Re: What Can Brown Do for You?
« Reply #1 on: April 20, 2003, 10:57:28 AM »
Quote
Originally posted by midnight Target
Anyone else think this is about as stupid as advertising can get? Talk about setting yourself up for ridicule!


lol, I agree!  "What can brown do for you?"

UPS trying to be hipsters by calling themselves brown..... funny stuff.

Offline Saurdaukar

  • Plutonium Member
  • *******
  • Posts: 8610
      • Army of Muppets
What Can Brown Do for You?
« Reply #2 on: April 20, 2003, 10:58:49 AM »
FedEx is better in bed... sorry "Brown."

Offline Dago

  • Parolee
  • Platinum Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 5324
What Can Brown Do for You?
« Reply #3 on: April 20, 2003, 12:25:17 PM »
If the "brown" advertising has you thinking and  talking about UPS, then the ads are doing their job.

dago
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!"

Offline SirLoin

  • Platinum Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 5708
What Can Brown Do for You?
« Reply #4 on: April 20, 2003, 12:30:28 PM »
Quote
Originally posted by Dago
If the "brown" advertising has you thinking and  talking about UPS, then the ads are doing their job.

dago


yepp
**JOKER'S JOKERS**

Offline Holden McGroin

  • Plutonium Member
  • *******
  • Posts: 8591
What Can Brown Do for You?
« Reply #5 on: April 20, 2003, 12:36:42 PM »
Sometimes stupid advertising can be most effective, although I think this is a good campaign, I did hear them say, "Brown knows......what my business needs.


Took an aural double take when I heard that. :)
Holden McGroin LLC makes every effort to provide accurate and complete information. Since humor, irony, and keen insight may be foreign to some readers, no warranty, expressed or implied is offered. Re-writing this disclaimer cost me big bucks at the lawyer’s office!

Offline SOB

  • Plutonium Member
  • *******
  • Posts: 10138
What Can Brown Do for You?
« Reply #6 on: April 20, 2003, 01:07:22 PM »
Yep, it's a good advertising campaign and truthful too.  UPS = crap.


SOB
Three Times One Minus One.  Dayum!

Offline john9001

  • Plutonium Member
  • *******
  • Posts: 9453
What Can Brown Do for You?
« Reply #7 on: April 20, 2003, 01:23:06 PM »
when i was in the mail order biz, i tried to avoid UPS, i used the post office( USPS ), they were faster, cheaper, and delivered on Saturday.

Offline Mini D

  • Parolee
  • Platinum Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 6897
      • Fat Drunk Bastards
What Can Brown Do for You?
« Reply #8 on: April 20, 2003, 03:07:20 PM »
I've never had good luck with USPS and packages.  UPS I've found to be much more reliable.  Can't say I've ever been a big fan of Fed-Ex either.

MiniD <- who's father has 38 years with UPS

Offline funkedup

  • Plutonium Member
  • *******
  • Posts: 9466
      • http://www.raf303.org/
What Can Brown Do for You?
« Reply #9 on: April 20, 2003, 03:41:45 PM »
Our company gets great service from UPS.  *shrugs*
Very good value and customer service.

The "Brown" campaign is idiotic though.  I hope they understand that in some circles "brown" is slang for poo.

Offline rpm

  • Plutonium Member
  • *******
  • Posts: 15661
What Can Brown Do for You?
« Reply #10 on: April 20, 2003, 04:05:00 PM »
I get good service from UPS. The REAL "brown" is Airborne.
My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.
Stay thirsty my friends.

Offline Saurdaukar

  • Plutonium Member
  • *******
  • Posts: 8610
      • Army of Muppets
What Can Brown Do for You?
« Reply #11 on: April 20, 2003, 06:26:38 PM »
I wonder if someone will scream racism?

Offline Wlfgng

  • Platinum Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 5252
      • http://www.nick-tucker.com
What Can Brown Do for You?
« Reply #12 on: April 21, 2003, 04:43:29 PM »
I laughed my bellybutton off when I first heard this commercial for Brown... lol

we used to say "That's Brown..." as slang for that's stupid (or worse)
and yeah.. the obvious 'poo' reference