OMG...the arguing of the rules. I called it "quoting scripture". Lost alot of time during those heated debates, but also got some gem quotes:
The DM gets up to get a soda in the kitchen. A player goes over to DM screen, picks up the d20 and closely inspects it. "Hey guys, wanna know why we are getting criticalled every other roll? He's got a double 20 d20!" Nothing like cheating DM's...
"I'm the DM and it's my game. If I say the kobald has a +3 two handed sword, +4 large shield and a full set of +3 plate mail, then he's got it!!!"
DM:"You see a mounted knight crest the hill some 2,000 feet away. He has blue eyes, blond hair, and wearing very intricate field plate but no helm."
Player:"What kind of weapons does he have?"
DM:"You can't tell, he's too far away."