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« on: May 08, 2003, 11:49:54 PM »
Whoodathunkit?

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« Reply #1 on: May 08, 2003, 11:51:10 PM »
I think the idea of a hockey team from Anaheim is pretty fricking funny.  Throw San Jose, Dallas and any other Southern state into the mix on that one.

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« Reply #2 on: May 08, 2003, 11:57:55 PM »
The players aren't actually FROM Anaheim.  :)
And they have this magic thing called refrigeration.

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« Reply #3 on: May 09, 2003, 12:02:13 AM »
Awesome game...

Hopefully, Minnesota knocks Disney out of this.
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« Reply #4 on: May 09, 2003, 12:02:32 AM »
Yeah... that refridgeration thing really paved the way for teams down south.  In the old days, they used to have to keep the arena below freezing.  Ya fricking no-cal dip****.

And the players aren't really from so-cal?  No ****?  Wow... I'd think that active pee-wee through farm-team hockey league system you guys have going down there would have generated a few recruits at least.

Its just funny that they have hockey in cities where they have to take a minute before each game to explain the rules of the game itself to the "fans".

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« Reply #5 on: May 09, 2003, 12:05:18 AM »
Yes, as opposed to the super knowledgable hockey fans in the frozen tundra of Portland.  You guys all live in igloos right?

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« Reply #6 on: May 09, 2003, 12:07:40 AM »
I'm missing that hockey team we have here funked.  At least we're not posers.

Hell... I remember everyone getting behind the Kings when they had Gretzky... of course, nobody follows them now.  Nobody really followed the ducks back then until they replaced Emilio Estevez with a real coach.  Of course... now that they're winning, even the No-Cal love muffines are fans.

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« Reply #7 on: May 09, 2003, 12:13:44 AM »
I follow all the California teams.  The teams are here because we enjoy watching hockey and are willing to pay for it, unlike a lot of backwater areas with colder weather.  Sharks are the home team and I have a partial season ticket package.  Kings and Ducks were on TV every night when I went to school in San Diego, so I became familiar with the franchises, and will root for them if the Sharks are out.  Face it, California sports teams OWN.

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« Reply #8 on: May 09, 2003, 12:21:32 AM »
LOL! you fricking poser.

Face it, you just thought the jerseys were cool.  Yeah... hockey was brought to cal because the people demanded it, not because someone just wanted to make a buck and decided alot of really stupid people lived there that would gladly hand it over to them.

Yeah... true hockey fans live in cali.  Yeppers, the hockey mecca of the U.S.  Hold onto those dreams big guy... eventually you may even be able to date one of the sharks.

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« Reply #9 on: May 09, 2003, 12:22:57 AM »
Yes I am posing as a hockey fan.  I pretend I like to watch hockey so I can impress people.  I really hate it, but that's the price of being cool.

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« Reply #10 on: May 09, 2003, 12:39:16 AM »
When you can watch hockey without asking "why did they blow the whistle again" to the one guy at the bar from Minnesota, then you'll be close to losing the "fricking poser" label.

Right now, most of no-cal only watches it because its as close as they can get to men's figure skating on a frequent basis.

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« Reply #11 on: May 09, 2003, 12:43:49 AM »
Yes the rules of hockey are very confusing.  Our heads have been pumped so full of jism by all the gay sex we have in San Francisco that we can't comprehend the complexity of an esoteric game developed by inbred alcoholic farmboys on some godforsaken arctic wasteland.

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« Reply #12 on: May 09, 2003, 12:48:21 AM »
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Yes the rules of hockey are very confusing.  Our heads have been pumped so full of jism by all the gay sex we have in San Francisco that we can't comprehend the complexity of an esoteric game developed by inbred alcoholic farmboys on some godforsaken arctic wasteland.
Ah, there's that no-cal home boy we have a picture of in the HQ.

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« Reply #13 on: May 09, 2003, 01:10:47 AM »
GO SHARKS!..















next year  :rolleyes:

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« Reply #14 on: May 09, 2003, 07:16:02 AM »
I like the WIld's uniforms..Especially their dark green away colours..COOL!
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