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Offline type_char

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« on: May 28, 2003, 02:09:57 PM »
I am the LORD; thou shalt not have any other Gods
Thou shalt not make any image of me, bow to it or worship it
Thou shalt not take thy LORD's name in vain.
Keep (and remember!) the day of Sabbath
Honor thy father and mother
Thou shalt not murder
Thou shalt not commit adultery
Thou shalt no steal
Thou shalt not bear false witness
Thou shalt not covet thy fellow-man's wife, house, or anything that is his.

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« Reply #1 on: May 28, 2003, 02:25:42 PM »
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Originally posted by type_char
I am the LORD; thou shalt not have any other Gods
Thou shalt not make any image of me, bow to it or worship it
Thou shalt not take thy LORD's name in vain.
Keep (and remember!) the day of Sabbath
Honor thy father and mother
Thou shalt not murder
Thou shalt not commit adultery
Thou shalt no steal
Thou shalt not bear false witness
Thou shalt not covet thy fellow-man's wife, house, or anything that is his.

:D


And  Jesus said, "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone"
And low, a rock burst forth from the crowd, and stucketh the young temptress.

And the Lord said, "MOM, GO HOME!!"


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« Reply #2 on: May 28, 2003, 02:36:13 PM »
Religious quotes are fun...

Know ye not, that to whom ye yield yourselves servants to obey, his servants ye are to whom ye obey; whether of sin unto unto death, or of obedience unto righteousness. YIELD NOT YOUR MEMBERS AS INSTRUMENTS OF UNRIGHTEOUSNESS...(Romans 6:12-16).

"Give unto Ceasar what is Caesar's, and give uto God's what is God's" - Jesus

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« Reply #3 on: May 28, 2003, 03:06:39 PM »
Heres my favorite hym,

Michael row your boat ashore
Hallelujah.
Michael row your boat ashore
Hallelujah.

Michael's boat is a music boat
Hallelujah.
Michael's boat is a music boat
Hallelujah.

Sister help to trim the sail
Hallelujah.
Sister help to trim the sail
Hallelujah.

Jordan's river is deep and wide
Hallelujah.
Meet my mother on the other side
Hallelujah.

Jordan's river is chilly and cold
Hallelujah.
Kills a body but not the soul
Hallelujah.

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« Reply #4 on: May 28, 2003, 03:14:28 PM »
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"Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression."Deuteronomy 13


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"One day the older daughter said to the younger, 'Our father is old, and there is no man around here to lie with us, as is the custom all over the earth. Let us get our father to drink wine and then lie with him and preserve our family line through our father.'" - Genesis 19:31-38 (NIV)


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“If a man strikes his servant or his maid with a rod, and he dies under his hand, he shall surely be punished. Notwithstanding, if he gets up after a day or two, he shall not be punished, for he is his property. " - Exodus 21:20
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« Reply #5 on: May 28, 2003, 03:57:23 PM »
Galatians 3:23-29

23: Now before faith came, we were confined under the law, kept under restraint until faith should be revealed.
24: So that the law was our custodian until Christ came, that we might be justified by faith.
25: But now that faith has come, we are no longer under a custodian;
26: for in Christ Jesus you are all sons of God, through faith.
27: For as many of you as were baptized into Christ have put on Christ.
28: There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither slave nor free, there is neither male nor female; for you are all one in Christ Jesus.
29: And if you are Christ's, then you are Abraham's offspring, heirs according to promise.
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« Reply #6 on: May 28, 2003, 07:32:52 PM »
'The book of Armaments, Chapter two, verses nine to twenty one:

And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then thou shalt count to three, no more, no less.  Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three."  

"Four thou shalt not count, neither count thou two, Excepting that thou then proceed to three.  Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch toward thou foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."
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« Reply #7 on: May 28, 2003, 07:48:41 PM »
LOL holden...wut was that taken out of??? i recall it being in "the holy grail"adv. game for c64...
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« Reply #8 on: May 28, 2003, 07:55:36 PM »
Words are to theologians what grease is to a pig: it makes them both very slippery.

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« Reply #9 on: May 28, 2003, 08:15:43 PM »
Ten commandments are hooey, imho... lot's of rules, but punishment is implied, not specifically identified... DEATH.

God loves you... he really does.
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« Reply #10 on: May 28, 2003, 09:00:51 PM »
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Thou shalt not make any image of me, bow to it or worship it


This one always confused me and got me kicked out of Sunday school.

If god created man in his own likeness, then doesn't this preclude procreating of subsequent humans, as well as painting carving photographing etc?

Then if god knows everything thats gonna happen - why put a rule which pretty much everyone (including the odd ugly.com member) is gonna break?

And does this mean that all those movies where god is played by that old cigar-smoking fart should have been picketed by the christians? If so why didn't they?
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« Reply #11 on: May 29, 2003, 02:30:41 AM »
2) "Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image,"

taken from another version of the 10 commandments, written slightly differently. This means that GOD is supreme in meaning and being and is exclusive to which itself.

John 4:24   God [is] a Spirit: and they that worship him must worship [him] in spirit and in truth.  

Conclusion, dont take another god and make his image onto GOD. The implication is that there is only one GOD and that would be the GOD from the ten commandments of the bible.

:rolleyes:
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« Reply #12 on: May 29, 2003, 05:25:39 AM »
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LOL holden...wut was that taken out of??? i recall it being in "the holy grail"adv. game for c64...


From the movie of the same name.  Just before Arthur lobbist thy Holy Hand Grenade towardts thy horrible monster which previously was 'just a rabbit'.
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« Reply #13 on: May 29, 2003, 06:50:48 AM »
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                                  JULES
                       There's a passage I got memorized,
                       seems appropriate for this
                       situation: Ezekiel 25:17. "The path
                       of the righteous man is beset on
                       all sides by the inequities of the
                       selfish and the tyranny of evil
                       men.  Blessed is he who, in the
                       name of charity and good will,
                       shepherds the weak through the
                       valley of darkness, for he is truly
                       his brother's keeper and the finder
                       of lost children.  And I will
                       strike down upon thee with great
                       vengeance and furious anger those
                       who attempt to poison and destroy
                       my brothers.  And you will know my
                       name is the Lord when I lay my
                       vengeance upon you."

        The two men EMPTY their guns at the same time on the sitting
        Brett.


BTW I looked up this passage in the Bible..with no luck.There's no such thing as Ezikiel 25.17, 25.15 is the last one....
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« Reply #14 on: May 29, 2003, 10:09:26 AM »
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BTW I looked up this passage in the Bible..with no luck.There's no such thing as Ezikiel 25.17, 25.15 is the last one....


It's a mix of different passages that sound biblical, but it isn't.  Agreed.
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