You know you've played too much Aces High when...

[JMoney]

10. When you wake up in the morning wondering if today is going to be 1.03.

9. When You're dissapointed that you dont get a "Victory x" every time you pass someone on the freeway.

8. When driving, you now hard-roll your eyeballs to the full extent of their peripheral vision in order to check traffic; your head doesn't move, just your eyes. Its especially bad when you're combining this movement with imaginary thumb-strokes on the top of your gear-shifter that correspond to your view-check key-mapping on your joystick.

7. When you head to the bathroom to take a leak, and you start to press "G" to lower  your gear.

6. When you start leaning backwards and forwards in your chair as you climb and descend in-game.

5. When you accuse the stalled car on the side of the freeway of "ditching".

4. When you turn on your computer at work in the morning and get dissapointed that there is No "E" engine sound.

3. When you start referring to sport utility vehicles as F4U's.

2. When you begin to realize that you call your trips to work in the morning "sorties" and traffic back-ups as "furballs".

And the #1 thing that will let you know you're playing too much Aces High....

1. When You start to refer to your family jewels as the "1K Eggs"

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[Mickey1992]

11. In real life, whenever you see an aircraft fly overhead you yell, "CON!".

[funked]

You say "cc" to somebody at work...

[Ripsnort]

When your wife is driving, and you notice a tail gater in the passengers' mirror, and you say "Honey, check your six..."  I did this once!

[JMoney]

Hahah or when you see a hot chick with a nice tail and think "F6 and Zoom"

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[Staga]

..when you want to buy Mercedes because that nasty sight over the radiator...

Here in Finland most Taxis are Mercedes-benzs.
Local joke tells about one taxi driver with M-B and little "Loco" customer....

Customer asks driver what is that star on the hood for ?
Driver tells that it's his sight for "hit'n'run".

They're driving in city and when driver passes pedestrians he allways shouted "Damn I missed that one..."
After driver "missed" couple more "Loco" thinks he should help his driver on his hobby...
Next time when passing by a pedestrian driver shouted "Damn... I missed.." the Loco told him not to worry because he just take'd care that pedestrian with his door  

Staga

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[Saintaw]

-When you "educate" your Co-workers to tell you "6666" if your Boss is somewhere behind you , while you are posting in the BB...

-When you "perform marital duties" & tell our wife : "Wait 'till propdrag is modelled!"


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[Naso]

Oh, GOD !!!  

I've played too much AH...

I've done EVERYTHINK you say.  

[Dinger]

Funked, the cure to the "cc" problem is to pretend it's an Italian affectation  .

To keep on the car theme:
"You try to convince the insurance agent the accident was the other guy's fault as his car skidded to a stop before yours did."

[Cobra]

Actually have done this one.....

On a conference call at night with our Hong Kong office, while playing Aces High (naturally)...and answered yes to a question by saying "Roger"!

That's how you know you've played too much Aces High and Roger Wilco!

Cobra
Musketeer Escadrille

[Hangtime]

LOL Jmoney!!

Good post!...  straffed two ditchin cars otw to work this morning.. pegged 'em with cigarette butts. Now wondering if the brushfire currently raging in that area was....

...naaaah. couldn't be.  

hang

[Swager]

"Pulling A Lead" on the car in front of you using the dead bug mark on your windshield as a sight.

When the lead is correct, you sound "Dak-a-Dak-A-Dak-A-Dak!!"

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Swager
XO   I/JG2~Richthofen~[/i]

"Damn.....I can't believe I missed that shot!!!"
 
JG2 "Richthofen"

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[Sn1p3r]

..when you try to keep up with the guy in the next lane just to stay in formation...

-snipe

[Luckyone]

ROTFLOL.. You guys just kill me.  Do Great minds think alike or do I have some thing to worry about?  
OH what the heck I did not want any soup ANYWAY!  

[Mighty1]

I knew I've been flying to long when I was with my daughter while she was driving and when we started to come over a hill I caught in the corner of my eye  red letters coming towards us so I yelled "con 2 o'clock".

My daughter looked at me funy cause it was only a sign for a local returant.

I've also been know to climb out of the sunroof of my wifes Blazer and shoot my quad 50s at low flying planes(she really love this).  

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Mighty1
The New Baby Harp Seals
"Come try to club THIS Seal"