Author Topic: What Do We Look Like? (Read 2445 times)

Swoop · « **Reply #15 on:** June 05, 2003, 02:17:19 PM »

Mox: Skinny little short kid, bout 12, with blond hair and no chance of growing a beard, ever.

Puck: Just a huge pair of spectacles with a gun.

And Udie: Um.....kinda tallish.....er....

Ripsnort · « **Reply #16 on:** June 05, 2003, 02:21:30 PM »

Mox was actually taller than Stumpy...er Curval though..I'm guessing 5'11" ?

Animal · « **Reply #17 on:** June 05, 2003, 02:21:32 PM »

FunkedUp:

A tall gargantuan caveman with a perverse grin. Quick witted (for his size) and with a broad sense of humor. Could be described as a black-hole for booze. Do not play drinking games with him!
A gentle nature betrays his size. A nice guy you can feel comfortable around. Would make a perfect prison husband.

sling322 · « **Reply #18 on:** June 05, 2003, 02:30:52 PM »

Udie: A skinny guy tucked under a really large chick's arm at the con. Funny thing is, he wasnt screaming as he was being dragged back to her den...err room.

funkedup · « **Reply #19 on:** June 05, 2003, 02:30:57 PM »

Animal will you marry me?
Ceremony is in the guard shack at 0600.

PS Dinger made me puke once. He has a deceptively large alcohol capacity. The euros trained him well.

Udie · « **Reply #20 on:** June 05, 2003, 02:33:50 PM »

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Originally posted by sling322
Udie: A skinny guy tucked under a really large chick's arm at the con. Funny thing is, he wasnt screaming as he was being dragged back to her den...err room.

I don't remember that!:p

Airhead · « **Reply #21 on:** June 05, 2003, 02:37:05 PM »

I can only describe those I've seen-

Wlfgng-

With his suntanned face, steely glint in his eye, grey hair combed perfectly into place and whitely enameled teeth Wlfgng looks like a cross between a politician and Dudley Do Right's father.

Obviously a man who takes pride in his appearance one doesn't have to look at his hands to know his nails are perfectly manicured.

Still holding out hope for a music career in spite of his advancing age Wlfgng starts each day with a visit to the bathroom scales. If he's gained a pound he'll immediately visit the gym where he'll sweat it off on the treadmill, preferably the one in front of the plate glass window so all the passersby can watch him work out. If those are all full then one in front of a mirror will do- that way he can be watched by his biggest fan, his own reflection.

Too much in love with himself to ever commit to a relationship, Wlfgng wishes he could be cloned so as to find the perfect mate- himself. Women throw themselves at Wlfgng because women always throw themselves at this type of guy- he thinks it's because of his dashing good looks, but it's really because women crave rejection.

He is a good lover if it's a woman he's trying to impress or one that gossips to her girlfriends, but if his partner is a one night stand he'll never see again he's selfish and unconcerned with her satisfaction in bed.

Gregacious and outgoing Wlfgng has many friends, and he'd be a natural as an anchorperson on the 6 o'clock news or a political spokesperson.

OK Wlfgng, how'd I do? Close?

Swoop · « **Reply #22 on:** June 05, 2003, 02:37:32 PM »

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Originally posted by Udie
I don't remember that!:p

Everyone else does, even me and I wasn't there.

Airhead · « **Reply #23 on:** June 05, 2003, 02:41:55 PM »

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Originally posted by Animal
FunkedUp:
Would make a perfect prison husband.

LOL now THAT is funny.

Wlfgng · « **Reply #24 on:** June 05, 2003, 04:12:15 PM »

lmao Airhead.. not even close..
well.. ok well some of it's true..
the girl and the music thing

but not the scales, treadmil etc..

but I do the local TV broadcasts (grassroots local tv) so maybe there's some hint of truth there also..

actually I'm an older and not as athletic as I used to be.
hair is almost never combed, brush my teeth once a week regardless.

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I kinda pictured you (airelfenhead) as a somewhat shorter person than you used to be at the bottom end of a bungee-cord

and funny as hell, gawd I can't fly worth a shi* when you're on talking and making jokes.. ok I can't worth a shi* anyway but that's a better excuse IMO.

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btw, the girls in my office, after having read this are working on YOUR description

Airhead · « **Reply #25 on:** June 05, 2003, 05:19:21 PM »

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Originally posted by Wlfgng

btw, the girls in my office, after having read this are working on YOUR description

I tried to post my pic so they could write it, but I don't know how. (No cracks about a stupid expression on my face please)

Wlfgng · « **Reply #26 on:** June 05, 2003, 05:39:13 PM »

WAIt.. don't post it yet..
let them work out a description first

midnight Target · « **Reply #27 on:** June 05, 2003, 06:01:53 PM »

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Originally posted by Airhead
I tried to post my pic so they could write it, but I don't know how. (No cracks about a stupid expression on my face please)

Allow me to help... (what are friends for?)

Airhead · « **Reply #28 on:** June 05, 2003, 06:06:30 PM »

Thanks MT. Wlfgng, don't show them this yet.

funkedup · « **Reply #29 on:** June 06, 2003, 12:13:54 AM »

I picture Airhead as sort of a cross between Tommy Chong and Jerry Lewis.