Author Topic: What Do We Look Like? (Read 2448 times)

straffo · « **Reply #45 on:** June 06, 2003, 08:31:03 AM »

You can trust me as I'm in Saw squad : it's a real picture of him.

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Originally posted by Furball
Here is a picture Saw sent me of himself....

Now he will realy hate me

boxboy28 · « **Reply #46 on:** June 06, 2003, 10:21:02 AM »

But it sure looks like a skirt and a blouse!

Wlfgng · « **Reply #47 on:** June 06, 2003, 10:49:03 AM »

Air.. they already looked so here's the compilation of their views:

Airhead:

a cross between the 'geek' picture (see what you get for admitting you have all those fancy cell phone thingies, and computers, etc etc) and a somewhat flattened, stout, laughing man at the end of a broken bungee cord.

With endless humor and goodwill for those that have the fortitude to withstand his sometimes intense self-satisfying wicked tongue.. no comment on why they chose your tongue to fixate on...

They went on to say that you are probably the kind of guy they might not hit on at first glance but that once the joviality (and beer) began flowing that the first impression would soon turn to unabashed desire.
The wonder: could a broad chested, chisled man be behind the veil?

suffice it to say that if you ever came this way, and could make it up the stairs, you'd be in like Flint.. Larry Flint.

oh, and they want you to show them how to troll....
not sure what they meant by that either

Sandman · « **Reply #48 on:** June 06, 2003, 10:56:11 AM »

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Originally posted by funkedup
Sandman probably looks like a shorter fatter Phil Jackson.

Doesn't everyone?

Leslie · « **Reply #49 on:** June 06, 2003, 11:05:23 AM »

It's Rowdy Roddy Piper:D

Rowdy Roddy Piper

cajun · « **Reply #50 on:** June 06, 2003, 12:10:18 PM »

hahah this is a good thread, Waiting for someone to give their description of me

I bet it won't come close, I'm the strangest/most different guy I think I or anyone who knows me will ever know lol

Airhead · « **Reply #51 on:** June 06, 2003, 10:09:19 PM »

Wlfgng, MT posted that pic claiming it was me- I appreciate him posting a pic of someone who is younger, thinner and has better teeth than I do, he's a true friend, but really- that pic wasn't me, man. I think from the self description it's Cajun. Leslie is closer on his guess of 6'4 and 250, only he's off by a foot and fifty pounds.

Wrong on being a computer geek- I'm so inept at this I can't even find porn on the Internet.

Wrong also on the self satisfying tounge also- I'm no Marilyn Manson.

Right on the desire part- I can't begin to count the number of disappointed women I've left in my wake. Oddly enough what makes them marry me is also what makes them divorce me- my big mouth.

Larry Flint?? Why would I want to be like Larry Flint?? That guy can't feel anything below his waist. Come to think of it my second wife couldn't feel anything below her waist either. Maybe she was Larry Flint? Nah. Larry Flint was more coherent.

Trolling lessons....Trolling require trollees. Trollees have to take themselves and their cause so seriously that they can be baited into a debate in such a subtle manner that they never notice your debate is getting more and more outlandish with every post.

I discussed the merits of chickens as pets on the PETA boards and it turned into a debate on whether we should genetically alter chickens to be featherless so those of us who wanted chickens for a pet who lived in apartments wouldn't have to deal with the moulting mess on his couch. We had previously agreed chicken sized diapers were the only sure fire solution to the poop mess in spite of several of the PETA posters claiming their own pet chickens used litter boxes, and we were at an impasse over whether chickens played little pianos because they were smart or because they were responding to a food reflex.

It got boring real quick because trolling requires an audiance who knows you're trolling and none of the PETA posters ever got it. However, I can only hope there was at least one pet chicken looking over the shoulder of his PETA activist "master" as he was fervently debating me on the merits of the morality of eating chicken eggs because as leftists we believe in abortion and, after all, an egg is only an unborn fetus, so therefore was OK to eat, and clucking to himself "Dude you is being played."

That is fun stuff.

Nash · « **Reply #52 on:** June 06, 2003, 11:24:40 PM »

You're wearing a ball cap in the pic I have of you Sand, so I had to give ya Phil's 'do. I'd say Funked called it pretty good.

Sandman · « **Reply #53 on:** June 06, 2003, 11:49:10 PM »

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Originally posted by Nash
You're wearing a ball cap in the pic I have of you Sand, so I had to give ya Phil's. I'd say Funked called it pretty good.

You bastard! LOL...

Airhead · « **Reply #54 on:** June 06, 2003, 11:55:18 PM »

Sandman, are you the one on the left or the one on the right?

Sandman · « **Reply #55 on:** June 06, 2003, 11:57:03 PM »

According to Funked, I could be either one.

Martlet · « **Reply #56 on:** June 07, 2003, 08:01:35 AM »

I sure wish I knew how to photo shop.

funkedup · « **Reply #57 on:** June 07, 2003, 07:24:08 PM »

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Originally posted by Nash
You're wearing a ball cap in the pic I have of you Sand, so I had to give ya Phil's 'do. I'd say Funked called it pretty good.

OMG Nash is the Photoshop-foot-****in-masta.
I am teh best guesser evar.

funkedup · « **Reply #58 on:** June 07, 2003, 07:25:04 PM »

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Originally posted by Airhead
Leslie is closer on his guess of 6'4 and 250, only he's off by a foot and fifty pounds.

5'4 300 lbs?

Airhead · « **Reply #59 on:** June 07, 2003, 10:25:41 PM »

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Originally posted by funkedup
5'4 300 lbs?

No, 7'4 and 200.