Author Topic: What Do We Look Like? (Read 2447 times)

Airhead · « **Reply #60 on:** June 08, 2003, 12:05:55 PM »

Sandman looks like he should be tooling around town in one of those electric chairs lazy people ride on.

Funked looks like someone who rides the bus to the public library so he can surf porn sites without his Mom catching him.

One look at Creamo and you wonder "what happened to his shopping cart and cardboard sign?"

In spite of platform shoes and a pompidour hiardo NUKE is still only 5'6.

banana looks like someone you'd be reluctant to shake hands with unless you had a moist towelette in your pocket.

Riosnort with hair looks like Richard Simmons' gay brother.

MT has to buy his trowsers in the ladies' department to get a proper fit.

Leslie is the original model for Bubba Teeth.

Animal looks like a back seat passenger in a "Cops" episode.

If you get lost in SOB's shadow you'll die of starvation before you find your way out.

Nash would be much prettier if he didn't wear so much makeup.

All of Martlet's business suits have protein stains on them.

Udie with a beard looks like Cookie Monster.

Swoop looks normal, which proves looks can sometimes be decieving.

Straffo looks like the guy in the next peep show booth.

Hmmm.... Think I'll avoid the Con and keep my teeth.

Animal · « **Reply #61 on:** June 08, 2003, 02:42:57 PM »

He's good...

Airhead · « **Reply #62 on:** June 08, 2003, 04:00:00 PM »

AKIron buys his underwear at Rochester's Big and Tall Store and his ballcaps at the Osh Kosh factory outlet.

MiniD's action figure is banned in Texas.

The best way to get Dowding's attention is to drop a bar of soap in the showers at his local YMCA.

Naso is so hairy that when he goes to the beach people ask him where he bought his sweater.

Sixpence tried to become a priest but his application was rejected when it was determined he looked "too gay."

If you went to an adult movie theatre and the only empty seats were next to either Beetle or Pee Wee Herman...you'd take the seat next to Pee Wee Herman.

If Toad were your 11 year old son's Scoutmaster you'd forbid your kid from going on weekend camping trips.

In spite of the angular haircut and funny mostache Hortlund is always dismayed when people mistake him for Charlie Chaplin instead of his idol, Adolph Hitler.

Hblair rents his belly out as a billboard.

If the Jehovah Witnessess ever knock on GrimCO's front door they will denounce God.

Hortlund · « **Reply #63 on:** June 08, 2003, 04:17:26 PM »

That reminds me of a guy named Elfenwolf who was the kind of guy that made up stories about himself to attract sympathy from strangers on an internet bulletin board. He would fake some injury and then sit around feeding on the "get better soon" and "hope you are ok" messages people would offer out of sheer pity. But then he got busted and was so embarrassed that he felt compelled to change nick.

Guys like him are beyond pathetic somehow...

Nash · « **Reply #64 on:** June 08, 2003, 04:21:54 PM »

He's very good...

Arlo · « **Reply #65 on:** June 08, 2003, 05:18:05 PM »

I don't care what Nash looks like but I do have a preference to his avatar.

moose · « **Reply #66 on:** June 08, 2003, 07:41:36 PM »

heh i vividly remember udie being dragged off at the 2001 con. showed me the dangers of drinking too much cuervo

SOB · « **Reply #67 on:** June 08, 2003, 10:21:47 PM »

Nash looks kinda like Marty Feldman, only with a flappy head!

SOB

sling322 · « **Reply #68 on:** June 08, 2003, 10:23:23 PM »

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Originally posted by Airhead
Naso is so hairy that when he goes to the beach people ask him where he bought his sweater.

Bzzzzt!!! Wrong. That one would be Urchin.

Pei · « **Reply #69 on:** June 08, 2003, 10:46:18 PM »

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Bzzzzt!!! Wrong. That one would be Urchin.

Hey Sling I was trying to forget that - you owe me 10 months worth of therapy now!

Airhead · « **Reply #70 on:** June 09, 2003, 11:19:46 AM »

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Originally posted by Hortlund
That reminds me of a guy named Elfenwolf who was the kind of guy that made up stories about himself to attract sympathy from strangers on an internet bulletin board. He would fake some injury and then sit around feeding on the "get better soon" and "hope you are ok" messages people would offer out of sheer pity. But then he got busted and was so embarrassed that he felt compelled to change nick.

Guys like him are beyond pathetic somehow...

Wow Steve, did I hit a nerve with the Hitler comment? FWIW the bungee jumping post wasn't even mine, not that it matters, and my nick was changed when I remembered I had registered as Airhead years before and had forgotten. Really, do a search and you'll see Airhead was registered before Elfenwolf- and anyway I didn't try to hide my ID and changed to Airhead, my name from AW for years, months after the bungee jumping thread.

Whatever, I quit posting on AGW because of mean spirited little turds like you, and I think it's obvious I need to find a bulletin board where the posters don't take themselves quite so seriously. Sorry I offended you with the Hitler comment, it won't happen again as I won't post here again. Time for me to find a new board, this one has gotten old. Ciao all, this board is off my bookmarks.

Hortlund · « **Reply #71 on:** June 09, 2003, 11:34:15 AM »

Whoa...looks like I hit a nerve...

Well, actually I am tired of ppl calling me a nazi in various ways. So yeah, maybe you did strike a nerve. But regardless of what you may think, I didnt take it personally, because this is an internet BB. Nothing more nothing less. No one here knows me even remotely. You are wayy off on the take things serious comment. Maybe you should look in the mirror if you want to see someone who takes himself too seriously... I dunno.

I dint expect you to be the whining kind though airhead. I mean you've never seemed to have any problem dealing out verbal lashings on these boards, apparently you dont like being the target of one. We have a saying in Sweden that goes along the lines of "he who enters the game, must face the consequences of the game". Something to think about while you browse the internet for another forum maybe?

AKIron · « **Reply #72 on:** June 09, 2003, 11:38:47 AM »

I'll have you know I get my underwear at kmart and I hate hats.

Hey, don't go away mad Airhead....

Nash · « **Reply #73 on:** June 09, 2003, 12:30:25 PM »

Aww...

Lance · « **Reply #74 on:** June 09, 2003, 02:10:44 PM »

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Whatever, I quit posting on AGW because of mean spirited little turds like you, and I think it's obvious I need to find a bulletin board where the posters don't take themselves quite so seriously. Sorry I offended you with the Hitler comment, it won't happen again as I won't post here again. Time for me to find a new board, this one has gotten old. Ciao all, this board is off my bookmarks.

I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop.