« previous next »
Pages: [1] 2   Go Down

Author Topic: Bad Trainers  (Read 782 times)

Offline Montezuma

  • Silver Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 959
Bad Trainers
« on: June 24, 2003, 08:27:08 PM »
Signs that you have a bad AH Trainer:

-  Trainer vulches you over and over again to teach ‘humility’

-  Trainer gets himself muted for swearing

-  Training flight consists of circling low over the airfield while the trainer explains, ‘this is how we hide in our ack’

-  Trainer’s answer for all of your questions is: “Why?  Because you suck, that’s why!”

-  Trainer explains that he can double your bombing efficiency with his ‘pork and auger' method

-  Trainer’s handle is ‘Mandoble’

-  When instructing on Mustang vs. Spitfire tactics, trainer spends entire lesson running away from you

-  Trainer asks what you are wearing
Logged

Offline fffreeze220

  • Silver Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 1033
Re: Bad Trainers
« Reply #1 on: June 25, 2003, 05:43:34 AM »
Quote
Originally posted by Montezuma
Signs that you have a bad AH Trainer:

-  Trainer vulches you over and over again to teach ‘humility’

-  Trainer gets himself muted for swearing

-  Training flight consists of circling low over the airfield while the trainer explains, ‘this is how we hide in our ack’

-  Trainer’s answer for all of your questions is: “Why?  Because you suck, that’s why!”

-  Trainer explains that he can double your bombing efficiency with his ‘pork and auger' method

-  Trainer’s handle is ‘Mandoble’

-  When instructing on Mustang vs. Spitfire tactics, trainer spends entire lesson running away from you

-  Trainer asks what you are wearing


- thats dumb

- thats funny

- this is sad but true MA style

- thats not nice

- he is totally right about that. No way back. Faster new plane

- never expected it from him

- to teach u what MA pony driver doo

- u gave him ur phone number ?
Logged
Freeze

Offline Urchin

  • Platinum Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 5517
Bad Trainers
« Reply #2 on: June 25, 2003, 06:19:25 AM »
I actually think Mandoble would make a decent trainer for Boom and Zoom.  A while back I thought he was timid, but most of the sissies in the MA make him look like a rabid dog charging at you.
Logged

Offline Sikboy

  • Platinum Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 6702
Re: Bad Trainers
« Reply #3 on: June 25, 2003, 08:06:11 AM »
Quote
Originally posted by Montezuma
Signs that you have a bad AH Trainer:

-  Trainer vulches you over and over again to teach ‘humility’


lol. That's my favorite.

"you must learn to snatch the pebble from my hand grasshopper"

-Sik
Logged
You: Blah Blah Blah
Me: Meh, whatever.

Offline gofaster

  • Platinum Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 6622
Bad Trainers
« Reply #4 on: June 25, 2003, 08:23:08 AM »
You forgot a few:

- Trainer is still on 2-week free trial

- Trainer only flies the Spitfire

- Trainer espouses the benefits of rum and coke prior to TOD
Logged

Offline lazs2

  • Radioactive Member
  • *******
  • Posts: 24886
Bad Trainers
« Reply #5 on: June 25, 2003, 08:25:58 AM »
U forgot... "trainer tells you alt is life"
lazs
Logged

Offline Tex68

  • Zinc Member
  • *
  • Posts: 69
Bad Trainers
« Reply #6 on: June 25, 2003, 08:43:08 AM »
Trainer teaches you the "Alt F4" defensive maneuver.
Logged

Offline AKIron

  • Plutonium Member
  • *******
  • Posts: 12688
Bad Trainers
« Reply #7 on: June 25, 2003, 10:40:29 AM »
Quote
Originally posted by gofaster
You forgot a few:

- Trainer is still on 2-week free trial

- Trainer only flies the Spitfire

- Trainer espouses the benefits of rum and coke prior to TOD


No kiddin', everyone knows that scotch is the preferred pre TOD beverage.
Logged
Here we put salt on Margaritas, not sidewalks.

Offline Urchin

  • Platinum Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 5517
Bad Trainers
« Reply #8 on: June 25, 2003, 11:07:35 AM »
I prefer whiskey before events, personally.
Logged

Offline Sikboy

  • Platinum Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 6702
Bad Trainers
« Reply #9 on: June 25, 2003, 11:41:40 AM »
Quote
Originally posted by gofaster


- Trainer espouses the benefits of rum and coke prior to TOD


I told you I was out of scotch lol.

-Sik
Logged
You: Blah Blah Blah
Me: Meh, whatever.

Offline zroostr

  • Copper Member
  • **
  • Posts: 237
Bad Trainers
« Reply #10 on: June 25, 2003, 12:01:24 PM »
Quote
Originally posted by Tex68
Trainer teaches you the "Alt F4" defensive maneuver.




Bwahahahahahaha!!!! :D:D

Like a dope, I saw somebody say that it helps you back up on the carrier so I do it and get dropped to the dt. :o Nice one. My mouf was open.:p
Logged

Offline gofaster

  • Platinum Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 6622
Bad Trainers
« Reply #11 on: June 25, 2003, 12:03:12 PM »
At least you didn't drink any of that crap Runny endorses.

Or did you?

I seem to recall a TOD where I ripped the wingtip off my FW by scraping it against the reload shed, after everybody had to reload because somebody decided we didn't need those deadweight drop tanks.  Getting that 1-and-a-half winged FW airborne after bouncing it across the airfield dirt, then actually getting up into a firing position behind the B-17 stream is a highlight of my Aces High career.

And then I learned that "The Howard Stern Show" comes on right about the time we're climbing up to altitude. I tend to lose the formation during form-up now.  

Then "Wild On..." comes on right after it and now my SA is completely shot. :p
Logged

Offline gofaster

  • Platinum Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 6622
Bad Trainers
« Reply #12 on: June 25, 2003, 12:05:46 PM »
Quote
Originally posted by zroostr
Bwahahahahahaha!!!! :D:D

Like a dope, I saw somebody say that it helps you back up on the carrier so I do it and get dropped to the dt. :o Nice one. My mouf was open.:p


Actually, you can back up on the carrier by giving just a little bit of throttle. Works with the Corsair and Dauntless, at least. Look left or right and you should see the carrier deck going slightly faster than you.
Logged

Offline zroostr

  • Copper Member
  • **
  • Posts: 237
Bad Trainers
« Reply #13 on: June 25, 2003, 12:26:55 PM »
Quote
Originally posted by gofaster
Actually, you can back up on the carrier by giving just a little bit of throttle. Works with the Corsair and Dauntless, at least. Look left or right and you should see the carrier deck going slightly faster than you.



Worked like a charm thanx dude. Arlo told me about it but I didnt understand what he meant. Thats an awesome move for gettin more runway. ;)
Logged

Offline Arlo

  • Radioactive Member
  • *******
  • Posts: 24759
Bad Trainers
« Reply #14 on: June 25, 2003, 12:30:08 PM »
Argh ...

"Trainer's name is Arlo."
Logged
Pages: [1] 2   Go Up
« previous next »