Author Topic: United North America? (Read 480 times)

CMC Airboss · « **on:** July 02, 2003, 01:31:22 PM »

Hmmmmm, guess Canada needs to be liberated as well =)

http://www.unitenorthamerica.org/

MiG

Martlet · « **Reply #1 on:** July 02, 2003, 01:38:21 PM »

What about Quebec?

SLO · « **Reply #2 on:** July 02, 2003, 02:37:20 PM »

what about quebec

Udie · « **Reply #3 on:** July 02, 2003, 02:52:43 PM »

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Originally posted by Martlet
What about Quebec?

Nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure

Udie · « **Reply #4 on:** July 02, 2003, 02:52:43 PM »

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Originally posted by Martlet
What about Quebec?

Nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure

john9001 · « **Reply #5 on:** July 02, 2003, 02:54:47 PM »

new france (quebec) would declare independance
canada would unite with UK
mexico and central american countries would never give up their soverenty
the USA west coast and hawaii will break off and form the Union of Socialist States.
new england will join canada and the UK
florida will be invaded by cuba.
france will try to buy back new orleans.
the monarch will be beheaded.

Tarmac · « **Reply #6 on:** July 02, 2003, 02:56:53 PM »

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Originally posted by john9001
new france (quebec) would declare independance
canada would unite with UK
mexico and central american countries would never give up their soverenty
the USA west coast and hawaii will break off and form the Union of Socialist States.
new england will join canada and the UK
florida will be invaded by cuba.
france will try to buy back new orleans.

So we'd just have michigan and oklahoma left?

Dune · « **Reply #7 on:** July 02, 2003, 02:57:22 PM »

Those of us in the Republic of Baja Arizona will never bow to the monarchists! We will fight till the last drop of blood! Or tequila, whichever comes first!

pugg666 · « **Reply #8 on:** July 02, 2003, 04:13:15 PM »

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Nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure

Hey let me get out first! And leave Montreal alone, it has great a great night life. Let the seperatist set up their governement, then nuke em

you have a fast car Slowhand?

Frogm4n · « **Reply #9 on:** July 02, 2003, 04:17:00 PM »

dont underestimate the armys of the conch republic. their new gay divisions grow larger each day. combined with the drunken hobos they are a force to be reckoned with.

SLO · « **Reply #10 on:** July 02, 2003, 04:17:49 PM »

pugg you damn well know the seperatist will never win......

and you damn well know that we will never become....huh....americans... .we are just not self-centered enough:D

I say nuke Marlet and the world would be much better off:D

pugg666 · « **Reply #11 on:** July 02, 2003, 04:38:05 PM »

LOL

And I just want to encourage them to nuke the seps at the same time. True they won't win, but they are incredibly anoying. Though I hate to lose Quebec City it is a very nice place, might be worth it

pugg666 · « **Reply #12 on:** July 02, 2003, 04:50:09 PM »

oh and just a repost for fun

Canadian Apology to theUnited States of America.
From the CBC Television program
"This Hour Has 22 Minutes" - Rick Mercer

"On behalf of Canadians everywhere I'd like to offer an apology to theUnited States of America. We haven't been getting along very well recently and for that, I am truly sorry.
I'm sorry we called George Bush a moron. He is a moron but, it
wasn't nice of us to point it out. If it's any consolation, the fact
that he's a moron shouldn't reflect poorly on the people of America.
After all, it's not like you actually elected him.
I'm sorry about our softwood lumber. Just because we have more trees than you doesn't give us the right to sell you lumber that's cheaper and better than your own.

I'm sorry we beat you in Olympic hockey. In our defense, I guess our excuse would be that our team was much, much, much, much better than yours.

I'm sorry we burnt down your White House during the war of 1812. I notice you've rebuilt it! It's very nice.

I'm sorry about your beer. I know we had nothing to do with your
beer but, we feel your pain.

I'm sorry about our waffling on Iraq. I mean, when you're going up against a crazed dictator, you wanna have your friends by your side.
I realize it took more than two years before you guys pitched in against Hitler, but that was different. Everyone knew he had weapons.

And finally on behalf of all Canadians, I'm sorry that we're
constantly apologizing for things in a passive-aggressive way that
is really a thinly veiled criticism. I sincerely hope that you're not upset over this.

We've seen what you do to countries you get upset with. Thank you."

midnight Target · « **Reply #13 on:** July 02, 2003, 04:57:29 PM »

ROFL Puggg!

Ripsnort · « **Reply #14 on:** July 02, 2003, 05:07:35 PM »

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Originally posted by pugg666

We've seen what you do to countries (when) you get upset with. Thank you."

LOL!