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Offline SFRT - Frenchy

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« on: July 20, 2003, 01:26:54 AM »
"First, The Rice Eater Concept:

  In muscle car circles there has developed in recent years a conception about Japanese cars on American roads (the nefarious 'rice burners').  This concept is based on a long tradition of serious American horsepower and torque (Amen).  The basic idea is that an American muscle car or hot rod should, as a matter of principle, be able to take a 'rice burner' in a stop light race.  This is particularly true of the rice burners with all of the fancy rear wings, big exhaust tailpipes and 15 stickers on the windows.  Now, let me make it clear from the beginning that I do NOT advocate street racing.  MANY young souls have passed onto the the Great Drag Strip In The Sky because of street racing. Happens all of the time (don't let your soul be one of them... use your head). But the passing of these souls doesn't seem to alter the basic necessity of the principle in the minds of those who still own powerful American cars.  Bottom line:  We should be able to take these rice burner punks at will.  That being said, once you have actually taught one of these rice burners a lesson you can say, with barrel chested pride, that you have eaten your first bowl of rice.  This is the Rice Eater Concept.  You will see and hear this rice bowl concept fairly often in muscle car circles.  The goal, of course, is to eat as much rice as possible, as this is good for the soul (Confucius, 499 B.C. ...a man who ate a lot of rice.)"

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« Reply #1 on: July 20, 2003, 01:45:48 AM »
Bring it on.  No stickers or big tailpipes here.  Better run under 14.5 if you want a shot at me.  And don't mess up your launch, AWD rules.  :)
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« Reply #2 on: July 20, 2003, 01:53:18 AM »
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Bring it on.  No stickers or big tailpipes here.  But my car will smoke most unmodified domestics.  :)


Yeah but it is still a Subaru no matter what you do to it

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« Reply #3 on: July 20, 2003, 01:54:03 AM »
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Yeah but it is still a Subaru no matter what you do to it


You say that like it's a bad thing.  :)

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« Reply #4 on: July 20, 2003, 02:03:01 AM »
14.5? I'm shooting for late 11s:cool:
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« Reply #5 on: July 20, 2003, 02:03:35 AM »
You don't just drive that thing straight, do ya?

Man, you know you are driving when you are airborne and your wifes face is plastered to the window in the curves.

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« Reply #6 on: July 20, 2003, 02:05:00 AM »
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You say that like it's a bad thing.  :)


yup

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« Reply #7 on: July 20, 2003, 02:23:09 AM »
More proof that Subaru's are GAY!

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Subaru has been so successful at attracting gay customers that some drivers consider themselves members of a "club," in which fellow Subaru owners share an implied message behind their cars' brand.
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« Reply #8 on: July 20, 2003, 03:28:01 AM »
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More proof that Subaru's are GAY!


proof positive subaru=rump ranger mobile :p

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« Reply #9 on: July 20, 2003, 04:02:38 AM »
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Yeah but it is still a Subaru no matter what you do to it
ROFL! :D And it's still Korean whatever he does to it - lol.

Sorry, funked. ;)


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« Reply #10 on: July 20, 2003, 04:41:49 AM »
Suburu is Japanese.

I like corners. That's why they put a steering wheel in a car.
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« Reply #11 on: July 20, 2003, 04:44:02 AM »
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Suburu is Japanese.

I like corners. That's why they put a steering wheel in a car.


Havent you ever heard of the old saying, its not the car, its the nut behind the wheel?

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« Reply #12 on: July 20, 2003, 07:50:58 AM »
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I like corners. That's why they put a steering wheel in a car.


Me too!

But I respect guys like Frenchy that enjoy true straight line speed. To each their own! G-forces back into the seat or sideways around the corners, its all goodness!

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« Reply #13 on: July 20, 2003, 07:59:25 AM »
I would love to race all of you,  but you have to com to San Antonio to do it.

In the immortal words of funked..Bring it on.:)
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« Reply #14 on: July 20, 2003, 08:08:33 AM »
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I would love to race all of you,  but you have to com to San Antonio to do it.

In the immortal words of funked..Bring it on.:)


NO sweat! I'll bring the Neighbors Porsche GT :D