Best Legal Revenge Tactics?

[Sikboy]

Originally posted by Hortlund
Have a sex change operation, then plastic surgery. Then seduce him, and then, afterwords tell him that you are really a guy.

ROFL! Perfect! Legal, and humiliating. This could easily be a movie lol.

-Sik

[Sikboy]

Oh...

If you are really interested in revenge, do an amazon or google search on George Hayduke. There are some very creative (legal and illegal) ideas that he can wisper in your ear.

-Sik

[Fishu]

Originally posted by Ghosth
If he has a pet, call the cops every time you see it loose/out of its yeard. Just tell the police the address of the person it belongs to.

Dunno about you but its a 100$ fine every time you get a complaint about a loose dog where I live.

Uh.. without the officials seeing the same?
Isn't that criminating the persons rights, if he can be fined based on one's phone call

[Zippatuh]

This is if you live or work around this person:

Go to the local hunting supply store and pick up some Doe urine or Fox urine and drop a few drops on the pillow or chair every few days.

The smell will come on gradually and be hard to track down.

[lazs2]

Why don't you grow a pair and confront him or... simply get 80 maw to go with you..

Geeze.. get a life.  I can just imagine you saying "ok bud... now YOU are on my list!"  

You want revenge?   Live well.
lazs

[AKIron]

Lazs is on the money, you might even try a little forgiveness?

[Ripsnort]

BGB, kill them with kindness...they'll suspect you're up to something and be paranoid...thats good for hidden stress factors that will most likely lead to health problems long term.

[lazs2]

well maybe I was expecting too much from a maw so...

 When I was a lot younger and on drugs we used to have a pretty funny one that we used... find another enemy "on your list", kill him and put him in the trunk of the car of the new enemy.

lazs
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[flakbait]

Mail slots are your friend! Hoses, water balloons filled with urine, dog crap, and other things can be shot/slipped through in a jiffy!

Epoxy in any lock is always a great ratings grabber.

Collect (or make) containers that have "explosive", "chemical waste" or similar markings on 'em. Several of these next to the idiot's garbage can will alert the pick-up crews to a local lunatic.

Does he/she hate cats? Any trees around? Tie a large fish to an over-hanging tree limb, preferably under the bedroom window.

A few crickets inserted into a garage can drive anyone outa their mind.

Have a paint-ball gun? Suck the paint out with a syringe and replace it with Hershey squirts, chicken liquid, or any other choice of stinky/maddening liquids.

Place a classified add in the paper announcing "must move for new job! giant house-clearing sale!" along with the goober's address. Set it to begin around 6am on a Saturday, right when the poor snot is crawling outa bed.

Cans of insulation foam can wreak all kinds of havoc! Especially that tire-filler stuff.

Window-mounted AC units usually have a drain plate/pipe. Bubblegum can easily stop this up, and odds are the sorry putz won't even notice the over-flow.



Enjoy!


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[gofaster]

Originally posted by BGBMAW
what are the best ways to payback a fellow human that has caused u harm?

File a lawsuit. That's why we have courts.

[Nash]

Originally posted by BGBMAW
what are the best ways to payback a fellow human that has caused u harm?

How has this fellow human caused you harm?  You're getting all this free advice - be a good sport and tell us a story!

[_Schadenfreude_]

Have a long and a good life.......

[icemaw]

Buy him half a reroof on his house. Pay for the tear off he can can buy the other half.

[Dune]

Put a piece of plastic in his gas tank.  By the time he figures out why his car stops running every now and then, it should cost him big.

Wait till he leaves for vacation and put a live chicken in his house.

Dump a thousand red ants in his basement.

[lazs2]

bgb... is your avatar crying?  
lazs