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Offline AKIron

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« Reply #45 on: July 26, 2003, 05:22:14 PM »
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lok..for you little sissies...

Forgiveness..lmfao..you panty waist liberal..cork smoking fruit loops...

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good line to remember, you may need some forgiveness one of these days
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« Reply #46 on: July 26, 2003, 05:47:48 PM »
Stealth assasin.

Its not illegal because no one will ever find out you are involved.

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« Reply #47 on: July 27, 2003, 06:25:24 AM »
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what are the best ways to payback a fellow human that has caused u harm?


Sue him.

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« Reply #48 on: July 27, 2003, 06:58:11 AM »
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Lazs is on the money, you might even try a little forgiveness?


I think Lazs is on the money with his latest suggestion instead. Get advice from a woman on this. If they want to play hardball, it's frightening how their minds can work.

This thread reminded me of what my pals and I did sometimes when we were kids. It's awful... ridiculously awful and I aint proud of it at all... we were pretty young (11 or under) if that's any kind of mitigating factor at all.

It's pretty simple. "Borrow" two metal trash cans that people use for garbage day, and bring along some string. Set up shop at night on a narrow side street, placing the cans between the parked cars on either side of the street. Tie them together with the string, find a close bush to observe from and wait.

When the unsuspecting car drives through your trap, it carries the string forward causing the cans to swiftly collapse in on both sides of the car with a tremendous BOOM! Quite the pyrotechnic show with the sparks as well. The sides of the car... uh, ...whew. :eek:

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« Reply #49 on: July 27, 2003, 10:16:39 AM »
yeah bgb... you need to listen to women and liberals if you want to do sissie little girl reventge stuff... not surprised you talk about cornholing in the same breath.  

grow a pair and confront the guy you are so afraid of.
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« Reply #50 on: July 27, 2003, 10:18:28 AM »
Oh..  and if you decide to take some of these girls advise.... don't get caught or the guy you are sneaking around on with your sissy little "revenge" tactics will kick the crap outta ya and make you cry in front of everyone.
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« Reply #51 on: July 27, 2003, 11:56:58 AM »
just break him nose :D

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« Reply #52 on: July 27, 2003, 01:35:30 PM »
Some clever ideas here... what a bunch of lily-livered rutabagas.
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« Reply #53 on: July 28, 2003, 01:13:01 AM »
Revenge is for God and little kids.

I've been able to work anger out of my system by taking up a sport and concentrating on that.  You could take Karate or something, and that might help.:)

No doubt, I've felt like doing something at times, but never have.  Ya gotta ask yourself whether it's worth it.  You get caught and it brings dishonor on the family name.  Even if you aren't caught, you'll feel bad about it later for being a sneaky coward (if you have a conscience), like Lazs said.

The only thing I can think of that would justify revenge, would be if someone murdered or raped a family member.  Then I would go to prison if I got my hands on them.

The Italians have a saying:

The best revenge is to live well.


And the best way to forget about revenge, is to have something good happen that makes you forget about it, f.g win the lottery, get laid, get a promotion at work, etc...




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« Reply #54 on: July 28, 2003, 05:14:14 AM »
hey...im not asking for a fuking sermon...

lmfao...i want good stuff..not some Golly-gee mormon-later day jahovah witness budda peace on earth forgive bullsht


save it...

trust me...this guy is a piece of corn in my feces...

but i will laff my bellybutton off when he gets a **** sandwich...

so save all your preachn.....siisies...

you fuk with me?...you gonna bleed too..i aint no bicth.

please feel free to leave any suggestion on great revenge tactics...of course all legal..(fringe ok for laffs)

again..preachers,,,,save it...your preach'n to the devil...and im going to eat your dog

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« Reply #55 on: July 28, 2003, 07:43:59 AM »
Have a girl friend call his house and leave sexy messages..
 Only works if the guy is married....

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« Reply #56 on: July 28, 2003, 08:14:25 AM »
be carefull BGB... if the guy catches you he will beat the crap outta ya it sounds like.    You could allways yell insults at him from half a block away and then run like hell.   Preachy enough for ya?
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« Reply #57 on: July 28, 2003, 11:58:55 PM »
lol tojo..i like tht 1,,,


lazy poo...

if someone phyiscialy threatens me...and im unaible to "handle" him with my fists ....i always carry "non-lethal" devices  on my body...So..pleasew stop dreaming of me "wrestling" with another man...sheesh

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« Reply #58 on: July 30, 2003, 08:50:43 AM »
bgb... I never mentioned "wrestling with another man" so... you must have been just projecting...  not that there is anything wrong with that... your personal life is your own.   I think you should sneak around and hope you don't get caught and hurt/embarassed...  even then, if he does catch you... hopefully the mean man who is bothering you won't make you eat your "non leathal weapons".

one thing for sure... you don't want to get into a battle of wits with the guy.... whoever he or she is.
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« Reply #59 on: July 30, 2003, 08:53:39 AM »
You talk pretty tough BGB, If you insist on holding a grudge you ought to confront the guy face to face. If you aren't man enough to do that you ought to drop it as you'll likely suffer grief over it.
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