Hi

[Furball]

hiya skuzzy

are women in bikini's allowed?

[rpm]

One time, at Band Camp, there was this girl...

[gofaster]

Originally posted by Furball

Kelly Brooke needs to either (a) hit the track and get some thighs or (b) hit the weight room and get some thighs.

Other than that, she could pass for an American girl.

[Drunky]

I like pizza.

[DiabloTX]

Originally posted by Drunky
I like pizza.

One thing that I have found about pizza, it only has two ingredients: Pizza and beer!!

[gofaster]

We roll over the wall and find ourselves in the range of two enemy strongpoints.  But for the moment, the krauts are ignoring us.  They are absorbed in trying to split the two groups of men that preceded us.

A sergeant in the first platoon senses the predicament.  If his men are isolated, they will likely be destroyed.  He makes his decision quickly.  Motioning his men to follow, he rises and with a submachine gun charges head-on toward one of hte enemy positions two hundred yards away.

On the flat, coverless terrain, his body is a perfect target.  A blast of automatic fire knocks him down.  He springs to his feet with a bleeding shoulder and continues his charge.  The guns rattle.  Again he goes down.

Fascinated, we watch as he gets up for the third time and dashes straight into the enemy fire.  The Germans throw everything they have at him.  He falls to the earth; and when he again pulls himself to his feet, we see that his right arm is shattered.  But wedging his gun under his left armpit, he continues firing and staggers forward.  Ten horrified Germans throw down their guns and yell "Kamerad".

That is all I see.  But later I learn that the sergeant, ignoring the pleas of his men to get under cover and wait for medical attention, charged the second enemy strongpoint.  By sheer guts, he advanced sixty yards before being stopped by a final concentration of enemy fire.  He reeled, then tottered forward another few yards before falling.

Inspired by his valor and half-insane with rage, his men took over, stormed the kraut emplacement, and captured it.  When they returned to their leader, he was dead.

This was how Lutsky, the sergeant, helped buy the freedom that we cherish and abuse.

from "To Hell And Back" by Audie Murphy

[rpm]

Muskrat, muskrat candlelight
Doin' the town and doin' it right
In the evenin'
It's pretty pleasin'

Muskrat Susie, Muskrat Sam
Do the jitterbug out in muskrat land
And they shimmy
And Sammy's so skinny

And they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed
Singin' and jingin' the jango
Floatin' like the heavens above
It looks like muskrat love

Nibbling on bacon, chewin' on cheese
Sammy says to Susie "Honey, would you please be my missus?"
And she say yes
With her kisses

And now he's ticklin' her fancy
Rubbin' her toes
Muzzle to muzzle, now anything goes
As they wriggle, and Sue starts to giggle

And they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed
Singin' and jingin' the jango
Floatin' like the heavens above
It looks like muskrat love

La da da da da ...

[moose]

roscerooo is there a bigger part of that avatar? i  want it!

oh, and the RAIDERS SUCK

go PATRIOTS!

[newguy]

Bump

[SFRT - Frenchy]

What do you mean "Bump"? Are you bumping me because i'm French?

[Drunky]

Originally posted by SFRT - Frenchy
What do you mean "Bump"? Are you bumping me because i'm French?

Wait...are you trying to be funny or are you really asking?

I'm just asking.

[SFRT - Frenchy]

No thread on this BBS would be complete without 50 posts of French bashing:D

[bigUC]

bash! -->french<---bash!

[Furball]

you asked for it frenchy!

http://www.francesucks.com

btw france smells funny, ever been there?

[Mark Luper]

I thought this was interesting.

BILL GATES' SPEECH TO MT. WHITNEY HIGH SCHOOL  
                           in Visalia, California.


Love him or hate him, he sure hits the nail on the head with this!

To anyone with kids of any age, here's some advice. Bill Gates recently gave a speech at a High School about 11 things they did not and will not learn in school. He talks about how feel-good, politically correct teachings created a generation of kids with no concept of reality and how this concept set them up for failure in the real world.


Rule 1: Life is not fair - - get used to it!

Rule 2: The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.

Rule 3: You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won't be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both.

Rule 4: If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss.

Rule 5: Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping -- they called it opportunity.

Rule 6: If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault, so don't whine about your mistakes, learn from them.

Rule 7: Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you thought you are. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent's generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.

Rule 8: Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life HAS NOT. In some schools they have abolished failing grades and they'll give you as MANY TIMES as you want to get the right answer. This doesn't bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.

Rule 9: Life is not divided into semesters. You don't get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you FIND YOURSELF. Do that on your own time.

Rule 10: Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.

Rule 11: Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.