It's ok MiniD - the extent of your wit is to bring up an April Fools gag posted in... yes... April. Frankly, I couldn't care less.
Shall I trawl through the BBS posting some of your finer moments? I'm sure there must be some gems out there - the spasms of anal retentiveness regarding the thought-crime of posting in the wrong forum, the paralysis-inducing bouts of smugness you frequently display over us mere mortals?
Nah, I can't be arsed.