1. Bush won the election and didn't realize it was for President, not Baseball Commisioner.
2. The Carrier is too Uber. It requires more then one Cookie to sink it.
3. Gore won the election and didn't realize all the math can't save Social Security.
4. HTC came out of the closet and admitted, `Aces High isn't real'.
5. We're (whichever team you fly for) always getting gangbanged by the other two teams!
6. You mean Cobra isn't Anal Retentive?
7. Bombers are too tough.
8. Bombers are too weak.
9. The sun moves too fast.
10. Sundog's posting again.