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« Reply #30 on: August 22, 2003, 11:36:29 PM »
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Living in the country does have it's advantages.  Plenty of room (depending on how much land you own), quiet, few neighbors (if any).

Disadvantages, there is one that comes to mind immediately.   Dialup internet access.  No cable out in the boonies.


No broadband?  Isnt that Peculiar.

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« Reply #31 on: August 23, 2003, 01:54:38 AM »
Ever seen a British girl? That's reason enough to stay well clear of Britain...

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« Reply #32 on: August 23, 2003, 02:11:11 AM »
i had a pet snake once. was cool. even though he bit me on the nose. he lived 5 years. was fun to watch this water snake eat the stupid goldfish.


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« Reply #33 on: August 23, 2003, 02:24:45 AM »
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Britain is god's own country. No hurricanes, no typhoons, no volcanoes, no earthquakes, no nasty snakes, big spiders or tigers. But if you like those things, they are not very far away.

And we have lush green land because of all the rain. I think you need to be born here to appreciate (and withstand) it. ;)


and no sunlight, but umbrellas are required.
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« Reply #34 on: August 23, 2003, 02:44:19 AM »
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Ever seen a British girl? That's reason enough to stay well clear of Britain...


Ahhh but the tourist girls in England!  Spanish and Swedish and Dutch and German!  Absolutely wonderful!

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« Reply #35 on: August 23, 2003, 03:20:08 AM »
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Ever seen a British girl? That's reason enough to stay well clear of Britain...


Hortlund, not all British Girls look like your spiritual mother, Margaret Thatcher.

But if it keeps you away, your delusions are warmly welcomed.:)

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« Reply #36 on: August 23, 2003, 06:17:28 AM »
Hortlund is Maggie's plaything (or would like to be).
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« Reply #37 on: August 23, 2003, 06:38:29 AM »
Well, Ive been to England...I know what Im talking about. Something dreadful must have happened to your gene-pool at some point in the british history because during my 10 day stay I saw NOT ONE good looking girl. I kid you not. And I was visiting a fairly large city (Southampton).

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« Reply #38 on: August 23, 2003, 07:10:24 AM »
Went hog hunting in a swamp on a hunting lease years ago with my best hunting partner.  He loved snakes.

We were walking down the path, when all of a sudden, there was a snake lying traversly across the path.  I gingerly stepped over it, and my buddy bent down and identified it as a Rat Snake, about 4 feet long.  He picked it up and it was unusually docile, didn't try to bite or anything.  He handed it to me and I took it, (first time I had handled a snake.)  It wrapped itself around my arm, and we used it as a hog pointer...we figured it would know which direction the hogs were.:D


Anyway, my friend brought it home, against my protests to leave it there.  He said it was worth $200 in a pet store.  He gave it to his wife's son, who kept it in a terrarium for a month or so.  He said he released it after a while, back in the woods.  I kept asking him about it , but he never elaborated.  Hope it didn't die in captivity.  Things like that bother me, because I am a hunter.  I don't want to inflict any more pain on wildlife than what is necessary to bring home meat.

I've made some wounding shots on deer.  I thought about it then, and I think about it now.  Hunting is a great responsibility, to be taken very seriously.





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« Reply #39 on: August 23, 2003, 09:25:18 AM »
I seen a lot of pretty girls in england.   they were pretty pasty too so I fugured they were'nt tourists.   the weather will make you want to eat a gun barrel.... sorta like coastal Washington.
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« Reply #40 on: August 23, 2003, 09:31:15 AM »
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the weather will make you want to eat a gun barrel....  


You get depressed easy man.


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« Reply #41 on: August 23, 2003, 04:42:50 PM »
Don't you want to stick around to see what fu*ked up thing happens next Laz?  You'll never know, if you don't grin and bear it.:D

I never want to hear you talk about doing that again,you understand?




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« Reply #42 on: August 23, 2003, 05:08:48 PM »
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Don't you want to stick around to see what fu*ked up thing happens next Laz?  You'll never know, if you don't grin and bear it.:D

I never want to hear you talk about doing that again,you understand?




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LOL Lazs is way too much of a dick to kill himself.  Besides, he probably was implying that he likes to kiss his guns.




















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« Reply #43 on: August 23, 2003, 10:25:59 PM »
Burning old shoes works pretty good too...I reckon 3 nikes per acre will keep ya adder-free, with a combination of mothballs and hydrochloric acid mixed with barium phosphate.

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« Reply #44 on: November 24, 2003, 10:39:47 AM »
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Well, Ive been to England...I know what Im talking about. Something dreadful must have happened to your gene-pool at some point in the british history because during my 10 day stay I saw NOT ONE good looking girl. I kid you not. And I was visiting a fairly large city (Southampton).


Ten Whole Days in Southhampton (a large british town pretending to city status) eh? Well you certainly must have the measure of the Entire British Female Population over 16 then.

You know what you are talking about. Sure you do, you've spent 10 days in Southampton.

Beauty is, after all, in the eye of the beholder. Perhaps some optrex is in order?

And you may be right about my gene pool , as I am 100% swedish.... (ja hundraprocentig Skåning i alla fall, förmodligen halv Dansk i dina ögon!)

As for British women (we try to leave the girls alone) the real beauties are the mixed race women (especially the yemeni women ), something in shorter supply in Sweden...the land of identikit blue eyed blondes... and a gene pool no bigger than London.