Author Topic: So what does it take to be the top squad in AH? (Read 532 times)

hblair · « **Reply #15 on:** November 30, 2001, 08:38:00 AM »

You're all wrong. It takes a cut and buff CO:

llbm_MOL · « **Reply #16 on:** November 30, 2001, 09:48:00 AM »

MOL=Men Of Length.......thats all it takes.........length...

LLB OUT!!!!!!!

Kieran · « **Reply #17 on:** November 30, 2001, 09:51:00 AM »

Yeah, but does that guy have to be touching himself that way in front of his son? <shudder>

lazs1 · « **Reply #18 on:** November 30, 2001, 10:40:00 AM »

Help me figure this one out... Do LW planes cause arrogant, pompous, deluded and insecure people to gravitate toward them or... Does flying LW planes cause people to become arrogant, pompous, deluded and insecure? In all my years of flight sims, I have never figured this one out. I admit it..... I am stumped.
lazs

Mathman · « **Reply #19 on:** November 30, 2001, 12:22:00 PM »

I am not sure what it takes to be the number 1 squad in AH. I do know, however, that with that comes the ability and moral imperative (it seems) to perform exhibitionistic autofelatio on the BBS.

Wardog · « **Reply #20 on:** November 30, 2001, 12:43:00 PM »

It takes all member to actively gain points in all aspects of the sim, Fighter, bomber combined scores will push Squad standing to the top.

Dog out.......

mason22 · « **Reply #21 on:** November 30, 2001, 12:48:00 PM »

beer....oh, and some wings....AND we've got groupies that get naked at con.

funkedup · « **Reply #22 on:** November 30, 2001, 01:33:00 PM »

LOL Mathman.
Mason, Sally doesn't count.

Creamo · « **Reply #23 on:** November 30, 2001, 01:39:00 PM »

Quote

Originally posted by Ripsnort:
Long meaningless sig files? Some of us have them to help others in the game, I always thought of it as a service to the community and one of rememberance to those in real life who have fallen.

[ 11-30-2001: Message edited by: Ripsnort ]

Yah, how could newbies and veterans get through a day without seeing a picture of your carpeted driveway.

Dowding · « **Reply #24 on:** November 30, 2001, 01:43:00 PM »

I think Mathman should be given first prize.

He got right to the heart of the matter in very few words.

Besides, anyone who can get 'exhibitionistic autofelatio' into any thread, deserves to be congratulated.

2nd prize to Creamo for a nice, snappy riposte.

[ 11-30-2001: Message edited by: Dowding ]

Kieran · « **Reply #25 on:** November 30, 2001, 01:46:00 PM »

True dat, Dowding, though my poor puzzler was trying to visualize this image...

Pongo · « **Reply #26 on:** November 30, 2001, 02:52:00 PM »

Small squad definatly helps.
Kick out people that fly one sorti per month.
Try to fly in the off hours when the arena is empty nothches it up a bit.

Creating the BEST squad in AH is alot more challenging.

Toad · « **Reply #27 on:** November 30, 2001, 03:15:00 PM »

I don't know.... I'm think a co-award for Laz and Mathman.

Both excellent responses, very hard for me to choose.

1st prize to them both.

funkedup · « **Reply #28 on:** November 30, 2001, 03:31:00 PM »

If I could perform exhibitionist autofellatio I'd never leave the store window.

Wotan · « **Reply #29 on:** November 30, 2001, 04:45:00 PM »

so it takes exploiting every aspect of dweebry, fighting only when there are less then 50 people in the main, kicking anyone out of the squad whos scores dont meassure up, absolute disregard for fun in search of scores.

sounds like pure hell...