Author Topic: It's blond joke time! (Read 281 times)

2stony · « **on:** September 23, 2003, 03:17:35 PM »

Here's a couple of blond jokes.

Q: What's the difference between a blond and a mosquito?
A: The mosquito stops sucking when you slap it.

Q: What's the difference between a blond and a washing machine?
A: The washing machine doesn't call you up after you dump a load in it.

Wanker · « **Reply #1 on:** September 23, 2003, 03:49:37 PM »

Q: What do bleach blondes and airliners have in common?

A: They both have black boxes!

JB73 · « **Reply #2 on:** September 23, 2003, 07:03:28 PM »

why did the blonde student have sex with a mexican?

her teacher told he to do an essay.

what do you get when a blonde stands on her head?

a brunette with bad breath.

Silat · « **Reply #3 on:** September 23, 2003, 07:47:25 PM »

A blonde's house is on fire when she pulls up to her residence in the country. From her cell phone, she calls the fire department in a panic.
The dispatcher tells her to settle down; they need to know how to get to her house. The blonde replies, "Duh, in your big red fire truck."

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead are in kindergarten; which
one is the sexiest?

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The blonde, because she is the only one that's 18.

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What do you call a blonde golfer with an I.Q. of 100?

A foursome!
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What do you call a smart blonde?

A Labrador retriever.
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