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Offline GtoRA2

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« on: October 06, 2003, 01:55:38 PM »
Link to the page of names..... Names that will haunt the poor kids that got stuck with them...

My 3 year old's name is Charles d'Artagnan. (after the musketeer). The odd thing is that d'Artagnan (the real one)'s real name was Charles, and we did not know that when we named him, it just turned out that way. We call him d'Artagnan, too. I think this is a fun name.
Yeah. His real name. I'd love to hear the 3-year-old pronounce it, too.


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i like Brendan. and for a girl - Egwene.
Called Egg-ween or "Ewwie" for the rest of her life.


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Brooklyn Makenzie or Alexia for a girl and Hunter Gage, Justus Brice, or Darian for a boy and... The name Jaden for a girl or boy
Child grows up to become character in Danielle Steele novel.


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I'm having a girl...
For the first name I like Mercedes, Michaela, Marissa, Madison, and Makenzie For a middle name I like Alezae'(Alize) like the liquor.
Nothing like being named after a cheap mass market spritzer to define your personality.


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We aren't having kids for another year or two, but we like Kellyna Nychole, Taryn Mykah and Mykenzie Kathryn for girls.
This woman was indicted under the Flagrant Over-Use of the Letters K and Y Act of 1983.


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I've suggested to my sister that she name her little girl to be - Manchester. She's not sure about it but she's considering. What do you think?
Clever. Like being named Pittsburg or Schenectady. Kid'll grow up to be beaten to death by Liverpool fans.


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I once met a lady named Rodana. I think she runs a successful internet business.
In her spare time she destroys Tokyo.



Just some samples....

Do parents really name there kids this stuff? I got picked on for being a Jonathan.

I can image how bad Manchester or Egg-ween.
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« Reply #1 on: October 06, 2003, 01:58:50 PM »
At least you weren't named "Anfernee" because your mom couldn't pronounce "Anthony".
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« Reply #2 on: October 06, 2003, 01:58:56 PM »
Child abuse.
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« Reply #3 on: October 06, 2003, 02:07:28 PM »
Orangelo and Pajema, both true names of children born in New Orleans in the mid 80's when I lived there(The Mom, in the paper named her twin baby girls those, "because I likes to sit in bed in my pajamas and eat orange jello".

And I am not making this up.
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« Reply #4 on: October 06, 2003, 02:09:01 PM »
My wife and I were going to name our next kid Tierney if it was a girl.  It's a nice name, just a teensy bit irish.  So we rolled it out to the family, and constantly found ourselves correcting them.

"No, Tear-knee, not tyranny!"  

After a few months of that, we started looking again.
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« Reply #5 on: October 06, 2003, 02:14:28 PM »
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At least you weren't named "Anfernee" because your mom couldn't pronounce "Anthony".



Does this mean 'Hurricane Anfernee' is out?
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« Reply #6 on: October 06, 2003, 02:22:04 PM »
I have a 16month old boy, name is Bodie.  Got the name from the skier in the winter olympics from Norway.  Both my family and my wife's family are from Norway.  Only question I have is if we have a girl next my wife wants to name her Bliss, all I can think of is this girl all the guys knew in high school named "joy"...  Not my daughter!!!!
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« Reply #7 on: October 06, 2003, 02:27:23 PM »
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"Brooklyn Makenzie or Alexia for a girl and Hunter Gage, Justus Brice, or Darian for a boy and... The name Jaden for a girl or boy
Child grows up to become character in Danielle Steele novel."



Isnt that a porn star?
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« Reply #8 on: October 06, 2003, 02:29:51 PM »
A friend of mine's wife works at a day care center.  One of the kid's names -- and I'm not lying here -- is ****head.  Pronounced ****h-eed.

Good luck in life, ****head.

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« Reply #9 on: October 06, 2003, 02:29:52 PM »
One acquaintance I knew was named "Prince Diamond Royalle Jones." He was in jail for kiting checks. :D
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« Reply #10 on: October 06, 2003, 03:09:46 PM »
How could any of these jokers have gone through school, yet still name their kids something like this? Do they not thing how it will be bad for their kids? Or where they all the popular yet dumb people who never got picked on?
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« Reply #11 on: October 06, 2003, 03:25:57 PM »
My Granddaughter's name is Kairi. Pronounced Keye-ree. Her parents said they liked the name when they saw it on a video game. "A VIDEO GAME!!??" I yelled!  

Then I thought, thats what these kids grew up with. I know lots of us named our kids after GI-joe and Johnny-7. So I told my daughter I was gonna have her name legally changed to "Lifesizebarbie".

I can hear it now.... Kairi has diahreeee! Kids can be so cruel. Luckily she is the most beautiful child ever born.
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« Reply #12 on: October 06, 2003, 03:32:25 PM »
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« Reply #13 on: October 06, 2003, 03:33:20 PM »
I can hear it now.... Kairi has diahreeee! Kids can be so cruel. Luckily she is the most beautiful child ever born. [/B][/QUOTE]

and you are not the least bit biased are you??? :D :D :D
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« Reply #14 on: October 06, 2003, 03:34:03 PM »
i know a couple guys named storm and guage...
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