Author Topic: What about "Hate" ?? (Read 834 times)

Vermin · « **Reply #15 on:** September 24, 1999, 04:02:00 PM »

Howdy DD,

Yeah, I've recently tried AW and WB again and I was very dissapointed with the general lack of hate. I feel that this is a direct result of Nancy Reagan's "Just Say No" brain washing campaign. Rather than trying to convert some of the already braindead, politically correct, sheep that play those other inferior flight sims, I thought it would be easier to start here. I think I'm off to a good start... I can already smell death and destruction in the air!

I am hoping that I can build up a level of hate strong enough so that I can summon my mentor and squad leader DoKtor GonZo. I have several sheep to sacrifice tonight in order to begin the summoning ritual.

-Vermin

Monkey · « **Reply #16 on:** September 24, 1999, 04:44:00 PM »

Oh yes the ole DoK. I'm affraid he has gone rather soft. It seems the TopGuns<Best Sim Squad EVER!!> got the better of him. Oh, one more thing, you boys in here better git some asbestos undies, dont want yer panties to catch fire.

Vermin pushed a little hard and this popped out:

>squad leader DoKtor GonZo

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Monkey

Brat · « **Reply #17 on:** September 24, 1999, 05:13:00 PM »

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FYYFF!!!

Vermin · « **Reply #18 on:** September 24, 1999, 05:17:00 PM »

A squad named TopGuns... how original! I think I'm going to start a squad in AH called TopGuns. I'm also gonna change my name to Maverick... damn I'm getting a woody!

This will be our logo:

And this will be my picture... Just think of all the sheep I'll be able to get!

OOooOooOoo I can't wait! Who wants to join? these positions are still available:

Iceman
Goose
Cougar
Viper
Jester
Wolfman
Slider
Stinger
Merlin
Hollywood

Signup fast guys these spots will go fast!
Once the squad is frormed we can have K00L sleepovers and pillow fights and stuff! Let's all be K00L D000000DES like Monkey!

-Vermin

Brat · « **Reply #19 on:** September 24, 1999, 05:20:00 PM »

Oman...

hook...

line...

and sinker!

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FYYFF!!!

Monkey · « **Reply #20 on:** September 24, 1999, 05:25:00 PM »

You one day will find out your FlopGumz is not such an original troll after all. I am sure all the slots will go fast, just look at all the guys that "..are really good at flt sims..." hanging around in here.

While Brat was spanking Vermin's monkey, Vermin slipped and posted his true fantasies:

>OOooOooOoo I can't wait! Who wants to join? >these positions are still available:

Iceman
Goose
Cougar
Viper
Jester
Wolfman
Slider
Stinger
Merlin
Hollywood

Signup fast guys these spots will go fast!
Once the squad is frormed we can have K00L sleepovers and pillow fights and stuff! Let's
all be K00L D000000DES like Monkey!

-Vermin

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Monkey

Brat · « **Reply #21 on:** September 24, 1999, 05:30:00 PM »

I believe the HATE is reaching acceptable levels...

The fish are jumping out of the water and directly into the boat...

We are pleased...

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FYYFF!!!

Downtown · « **Reply #22 on:** September 24, 1999, 05:31:00 PM »

My current job involves going to Automotive Assembly Plants where the plant for some reason or another is inoperative. (Usually do to management incompetence.)

Generally when I arrive at the plant, the aforementioned incompetents come flying down from their perches, saliva spewing forth, like maniacs.

They start screaming and hollering in an attempt to intimidate me.

I stand there quietly, often look bored, and check my watch.

This aggrivates them further.

I find it all very amusing.

Please hurl your insults and taunts via the internet my direction, I reccomend you do this in the off topic "O-Club" Forum though.

I will rate them for originality and score them on a scale from 1 to 10 with 10th divisions.

I have often wanted to do this when some plant manager was worked up in a frenzy.

I will not bother with anything I deem below a four.

Have a nice day.

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"I could feel the 20MM Cannon impacting behind me so I made myself small behind the pilot armor" Charlie Bond AVG

Brat · « **Reply #23 on:** September 24, 1999, 05:40:00 PM »

okay then...

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My current job involves going to Automotive Assembly Plants where the plant for some reason or another is inoperative.

So...yer a janitor?

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Generally when I arrive at the plant, the aforementioned incompetents come flying down from their perches, saliva spewing forth, like maniacs.

Sounds like the Warbirds Newsgroup to me...

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They start screaming and hollering in an attempt to intimidate me.

I stand there quietly, often look bored, and check my watch.

You learn this trick from your wife?

(patiently awaits his score)

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FYYFF!!!

Monkey · « **Reply #24 on:** September 24, 1999, 06:07:00 PM »

Hohohoho my dear cosh <trembles> here we the "Real Life" flame isnt he a freaking genus. Can you say "Arp...arp...arp". By your own standards you just disqualified your self.

Downtown never been uptown so he cried:

I will not bother with anything I deem below a four.

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Monkey

Vermillion · « **Reply #25 on:** September 24, 1999, 11:39:00 PM »

Ahhhh..... its starting to feel like BG.

So Brat when did you show up here??

Hell, we got DD, Homer, Vermin, and DoK's name has even popped up and thats like summonging a demon ;-) so expect him to show.

Who's next? Snail ?

God forbid that Kaybear will show up (dweeb who thinks he ranks with the all time greats in the "hate" category)

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Vermillion
WB's: (verm--), *MOL*, Men of Leisure, Goldlandia
AW's: (verm) ACCS, Aerial Crowd Control Services, Cland

Gypsy Baron · « **Reply #26 on:** September 25, 1999, 01:58:00 AM »

OK DD, Brat and Verm...move over.
Let's stir the old pot here, eh?

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=GB=
Eat at Joe's!

Brat · « **Reply #27 on:** September 25, 1999, 02:23:00 AM »

I got a big one on over in the Shoot the chutes thread...but Verm keeps grabbin the fishing pole outta my hands....

Oh...btw...party wouldn't be complete without a Slug invite...

heeheeheee...this could turn into the alltime hatefest!

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FYYFF!!!

[This message has been edited by Brat (edited 09-25-1999).]

Downtown · « **Reply #28 on:** September 25, 1999, 05:57:00 AM »

I think most now know what you all are up to, I think anyone who opens any of your threads in the future will be skeptical.

Of course you will get the occasional newbie fish, but thats it.

Maybe start threads about peace, love, and Chilvarous flying?

Or Good (Polite) Pilot/Evil Pilot sim feature threads, Like the Oh, lets kill folks in Chutes thread, and someone does the HT/Pyro there should be a feature where defenseless individuals in Chutes should be protected threads?

Maybe you guys can do a lively one, but I think they are fisseling out.

Errr, serious question, are you guys trying to strike a blow for originality, or just see who is over sensitive?

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"I could feel the 20MM Cannon impacting behind me so I made myself small behind the pilot armor" Charlie Bond AVG

DD · « **Reply #29 on:** September 25, 1999, 11:07:00 AM »

Brat knows well about this since he not only took the bait he was deep throating the fishing rod <eg>. Currently refered to as the "Trollgunz" after we unmasked at the last con <eg>. Of names I know you would recognize:

Lonewolf Viper
DeadDuck Wolfman
BlueBaron Hollywood