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Offline Simaril

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so this bartender...
« on: September 27, 2011, 09:27:22 AM »
 The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve neutrinos in here."
So this faster than light neutrino walks into a bar...
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Offline RTR

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Re: so this bartender...
« Reply #1 on: September 27, 2011, 09:34:48 AM »
LOL!  took me a second.

that was great. :aok

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Re: so this bartender...
« Reply #2 on: September 27, 2011, 09:45:18 AM »
*shakes head*

Good one Doc
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Re: so this bartender...
« Reply #3 on: September 27, 2011, 10:02:25 AM »
LOL!  took me a second.

that was great. :aok

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I like those delayed response ones best - makes em seem even funnier
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Offline wil3ur

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Re: so this bartender...
« Reply #4 on: September 27, 2011, 10:17:05 AM »
That is soooooooo lame.  I like it!     :aok
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Re: so this bartender...
« Reply #5 on: September 27, 2011, 10:59:20 AM »
*shakes head*

Good one Doc

Keeping out of trouble, ya old dog?
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Re: so this bartender...
« Reply #6 on: September 27, 2011, 11:18:37 AM »
Absolutely.... get rid of things that cause trouble and there's none to be found :D

yourself?
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Re: so this bartender...
« Reply #7 on: September 27, 2011, 08:48:44 PM »
Absolutely.... get rid of things that cause trouble and there's none to be found :D

yourself?

As best I can.

bad jokes excepted, of course
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Re: so this bartender...
« Reply #8 on: September 27, 2011, 09:01:19 PM »
 :rofl
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Re: so this bartender...
« Reply #9 on: September 27, 2011, 11:00:19 PM »
Good one!  :rofl

I'm gonna have to steal that and see how many of my co-workers come close to getting it.
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Offline lengro

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Re: so this bartender...
« Reply #10 on: September 28, 2011, 06:47:42 AM »
Hey Simaril, you should write a joke about a neutrino entering a bar :)
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Re: so this bartender...
« Reply #11 on: September 28, 2011, 06:51:00 AM »
Everyone I know, goes away, in the end.