You just have a ten millimeter measuring tape drop outa the monitor everytime you die, crash or rtb to measure your peepee with.
My Peepee[/b]
(Sung to the tune of "My Ding-A-Ling" by Chuck Berry)When shane was
a little bitty boy
his mommy bought him a brand new toy
a joystick to hook to his pc
hoping he would let go of his peepee
little did she realize
that once shane took to the virtual skies
the joystick he held so tightly
had just replaced his widdle peepee
oh his peepee
yeah his peepee
every minute or so
measures his peepee
now shane's learned a trick or two online
he flies like a bird, he shoots so fine
he racks up kills very quickly
gives him more time to measure his peepee
oh his peepee
yeah his peepee
every minute or so
measures his peepee
he knows he's great, can kill his foes
he's just not quite sure everyone knows
so he grew another hand to type
non-stop smack and lots of hype
oh his peepee
yeah his peepee
every minute or so
measures his peepe
if you shoot down shane you'll find
you're a hovulchtardganger in his whine
"Cause nobody can shoot down the great me!
After all, take a look at MY PEEPEE!"
oh his peepee
yeah his peepee
every minute or so
measures his peepe
But when you try to emulate
his particular style ... better wait
learn just where to draw the line
you can kill without the whine
and if you measure your peepee
someone may sneak up, you see
and shoot you down while you're measuring
then you'll hear shane himself start to sing
Oh YOUR peepee
yeah YOUR peepee
I caught you measuring your own peepee!
oh his peepee
yeah his peepee
every minute or so
measures his peepee
