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Offline Arlo

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« on: November 03, 2003, 11:28:43 PM »
1: They're blind flying rodents that taste like chicken.

2: They have good hearing though but they still taste like chicken.

3: Why did the bat cross the road? It thought it was a chicken.

4: Quick ... Commissioner Gordon ... turn on the bat-signal!

5: Baaaatter up!

6: Swing!

7: Never make something of consequence out of something inconsequential. It feeds their delusions and you'll probably never hear the end of it. You probably get that enough from your wife.

8: This isn't a poll/vote.

Offline Sundiver

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« Reply #1 on: November 04, 2003, 10:56:11 AM »
Huh, always thought bats tasted more like monkeys than chicken, well more a squirrel monkey than say a good Uakari or Wooly..

Offline Corwin

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« Reply #2 on: November 04, 2003, 01:26:37 PM »
I'm really opposed to the whole concept of everything.  I mean when you boil it all down what do you end up with?  A formless, sodden, steaming mass that's totally useless to anyone! What good is that, particularly in light of those other things?  Why not look at it from the other side?  Okay, fine we can do that but what really do you see?! The same old crap pointed in a different direction!  What a waste of time that is!

If people would just think about it then it's as plain as the face on the other foot with a shoe.   People really need to wise up and think about what is important which is the whole point of actually having one.

Offline scJazz

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« Reply #3 on: November 04, 2003, 01:27:46 PM »
:rofl :aok

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Off the top of my head;
« Reply #4 on: November 04, 2003, 05:09:23 PM »
(Don't quote me on this, I'm probably wrong on a few.)

1. Vampire bats suck.

2. The smallest bats are about the size of moths.

3. The largest bats have a five foot wingspan.

4. One bug eating bat can eat 3,000 mosquitos in an hour.

5. There are over 1,000 species of bats.  (I think its actually a lot more...)

6. Bats chirp about 30 times a second.

7. My vote is that this really is a poll.

8. Arlo is the one that tastes like chicken.

9. Anyone who responds to this thread is a retarded.

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Re: Off the top of my head;
« Reply #5 on: November 04, 2003, 05:18:21 PM »
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8. Arlo is the one that tastes like chicken.



Eat me, pieboy. :D

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Re: Re: Off the top of my head;
« Reply #6 on: November 04, 2003, 05:26:19 PM »
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Eat me, pieboy. :D


Hah!
Gotcha! (Retard)

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9. Anyone who responds to this thread is a retarded.


:)

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« Reply #7 on: November 04, 2003, 05:32:28 PM »
Well you tarded before me, pieboy .... this thread started way before your post. :aok