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Offline Virage

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« on: November 05, 2003, 09:19:29 AM »
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« Reply #1 on: November 05, 2003, 09:25:23 AM »
You forgot the "Warning: Copy/Paste" ;):rofl
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Offline bigsky

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« Reply #2 on: November 05, 2003, 10:03:01 AM »
harvard yard is full of warm bodies with trigger fingers and two feet. let them start there. just roll the trucks up to the dorm. shoot the runners.:aok
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« Reply #3 on: November 05, 2003, 11:19:40 AM »
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Pentagon officials have denied any move to re-instate the draft, saying that this would require a conflict of the magnitude of World War II.


Do you guys read what you post? sheesh!
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Offline davidpt40

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« Reply #4 on: November 05, 2003, 11:30:30 AM »
I think there are six or seven supply soldiers for every soldier in combat.  

So that means being drafted is about as dangerous as going to the carwash.
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« Reply #5 on: November 05, 2003, 12:08:32 PM »
hahaha if bush trys to push for a draft he will automatically become unelectable.
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Offline Sikboy

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« Reply #6 on: November 05, 2003, 12:10:16 PM »
Draft Dodger Rag
Phil Ochs
Written by Phil Ochs

Oh, I'm just a typical American boy from a typical American town
I believe in God and Senator Dodd and a-keepin' old Castro down
And when it came my time to serve I knew "better dead than red"
But when I got to my old draft board, buddy, this is what I said:

CHORUS
Sarge, I'm only eighteen, I got a ruptured spleen
And I always carry a purse
I got eyes like a bat, and my feet are flat, and my asthma's getting worse
Yes, think of my career, my sweetheart dear, and my poor old invalid aunt
Besides, I ain't no fool, I'm a-goin' to school
And I'm working in a Defense plant

I've got a dislocated disc and a wracked up back
I'm allergic to flowers and bugs
And when the bombshell hits, I get epileptic fits
And I'm addicted to a thousand drugs
I got the weakness woes, I can't touch my toes
I can hardly reach my knees
And if the enemy came close to me
I'd probably start to sneeze

I'm only eighteen, I got a ruptured spleen
And I always carry a purse
I got eyes like a bat, and my feet are flat, and my asthma's getting worse
Yes, think of my career, my sweetheart dear, and my poor old invalid aunt
Besides, I ain't no fool, I'm a-goin' to school
And I'm working in a defense plant

Ooh, I hate Chou En Lai, and I hope he dies,
Onething you gotta see
That someone's gotta go over there
And that someone isn't me
So I wish you well, Sarge, give 'em Hell!
Kill me a thousand or so
And if you ever get a war without blood and gore
I'll be the first to go

Yes, I'm only eighteen, I got a ruptured spleen
And I always carry a purse
I got eyes like a bat, and my feet are flat, and my asthma's getting worse
Yes, think of my career, my sweetheart dear, and my poor old invalid aunt
Besides, I ain't no fool, I'm a-goin' to school
And I'm working in a DEE-fense plant
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« Reply #7 on: November 05, 2003, 12:14:16 PM »
Talk to lazs about the draft. :)
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« Reply #8 on: November 05, 2003, 02:31:06 PM »
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Originally posted by davidpt40
I think there are six or seven supply soldiers for every soldier in combat.  


No, that ratio has dropped.  We lost quite a few of the supply guys when Jessica Lynch's convoy got ambushed a few months back.
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« Reply #9 on: November 06, 2003, 01:21:23 AM »
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I think there are six or seven supply soldiers for every soldier in combat.  

So that means being drafted is about as dangerous as going to the carwash.


Tell that to Lynch
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« Reply #10 on: November 06, 2003, 02:56:36 AM »
Jessica Lynch will soon be a millionaire due to her mishap.  The marines supply trucks (and probably some other army convoys) fought off several Iraqi attacks without casualties.
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« Reply #11 on: November 06, 2003, 11:39:36 PM »
all this post says is that selective service positions are empty and they need to be filled.  I find it scary that somone with 12 hours of training to include a 4 hour yearly refresher can decide weather somone is fit to serve.
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