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Offline Vulcan

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« Reply #15 on: November 06, 2003, 08:43:50 PM »
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Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is great
If a sperm gets wasted
God gets quite irate


Theres one for the swallow don't spit crowd.
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Offline manticor

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« Reply #16 on: November 06, 2003, 11:30:42 PM »
accually, there is alot of sex in the bible :)
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« Reply #17 on: November 07, 2003, 12:25:16 PM »
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God never said sex was bad, just that it should only happen when married =)
You need to qualify that by adding that the two people should be married to eachother!
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« Reply #18 on: November 07, 2003, 12:39:36 PM »
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God never said sex was bad, just that it should only happen when married =)


God said nothing of the sort. Did he tell you that? Who is your god??

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Re: Sex is bad? What would Jesus say?
« Reply #19 on: November 07, 2003, 12:45:57 PM »
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While I'm glad to see high school athletes getting some morals, I'm not so sure I can go along with the general belief that sex is bad.  Drugs, yes.  Drinking, yes.  But sex?

Should be an interesting homecoming parade.


Drugs...can be beneficial.  That's why we have drug stores.

Drinking...in moderation, probably not bad.

Sex?  There is a special class of disease transmitted by this practice called, appropriately, sexually transmitted disease or STD.  Discrimination is pretty important in this area.  

Each has it's own dangers when not practiced with a sense of caution.
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Offline midnight Target

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« Reply #20 on: November 07, 2003, 01:19:15 PM »
Dr. Phil High School?

"You're FAT because you WANT to be FAT"
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Offline AKIron

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« Reply #21 on: November 07, 2003, 02:29:58 PM »
You do realize that the "sex is bad" thing from a Christian perspective applies only to those not married, right? Of course we all know how foolish that is. Afterall, why shouldn't unmarried teenage girls have babies? (for the sarcasm sensitive impaired, that was a rhetorical question)




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It's too much like dancing. ;)
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« Reply #22 on: November 07, 2003, 02:32:15 PM »
Oh, I didn't know having sex meant having babies, it's all so clear now.
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