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Offline Kevin14

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Re: For all you know it alls.
« Reply #15 on: November 11, 2003, 10:34:43 AM »
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31. The microwave was invented after a researcher
walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.  


Doesn't everyone know this?
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Offline Bluedog

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For all you know it alls.
« Reply #16 on: November 13, 2003, 10:20:46 PM »
45 :  It is impossible to lick your own elbow.  :)


Go on.....try it, you know you want to :)
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Offline Holden McGroin

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Re: For all you know it alls.
« Reply #17 on: November 14, 2003, 03:02:12 AM »
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Think you know everything...?

19. It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

22. No word in the English language rhymes with
month, orange, silver, or purple.

45. It is impossible to lick your own elbow.
 


19. I can sneeze with your eyes open, it's easy...

22.
Roses are red
and violets are purple,
sugar is sweet
and so is maple surple.
- Roger Miller, Lyrics to "Dang Me"

45. I can, my wife says it's my finest quality.
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For all you know it alls.
« Reply #18 on: November 14, 2003, 05:06:31 AM »
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An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.


Well... some poeple I know...
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Offline mietla

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Re: Re: For all you know it alls.
« Reply #19 on: November 14, 2003, 08:33:44 AM »
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19. I can sneeze with your eyes open, it's easy...



Well yeah, but then you'll have to fart. There is only so much skin, you know...
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Offline SunKing

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Re: Re: For all you know it alls.
« Reply #20 on: November 14, 2003, 09:59:48 AM »
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19. I can sneeze with your eyes open, it's easy...

 


Ya but can you sneeze with your eyes open.
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