A group of Texas friends went deer hunting and paired-off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck.
"Where's Henry?" the others asked.
"Henry had some kind of stroke. He's a couple of miles back up the trail," the successful hunter replied.
"You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back?" they inquired of him.
"A tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I figured no one's going to steal Henry!"
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The young rancher came running into the store and said to his buddy, "Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup from the parking lot!"
Bubba replied, "Did you see who it was? The young rancher answered, I couldn't tell, but I got the license number."
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NEWS FLASH! - Austin, Texas
West Texas' worst air disaster occurred when a small two-seater Cessna 150, piloted by two Texas A&M University students, crashed into a cemetery earlier today in College Station. A & M Corps Member search and rescue workers have recovered 300 bodies so far and expect the number to climb as digging continues into the evening. The pilot and copilot survived and are helping in the recovery efforts.
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A Texas State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-30, near Texarkana. The trooper asked, "You got any ID?"
The driver replied, "'Bout whut?"
