The first time I visited New York, I made friends with this cabbie, and we went to a bar. We were having a good time, telling stories, having a few, when I noticed a good looker at the end of the bar and I struck up a conversation.
I thought I was making some progress, when my buddy the cabbie told me, "I've been trying to tell ya, she's a guy!" I would couldn't believe him but had to make sure, so I grabbed her, and found out she had more meat than was appropriate.
The whole bar laughed, and.....
No wait I think that was a movie.....
