I feel sorry for France.

From another BBS:
"1346 - Crecy - heavy rainfall before match, England secure notable away win over French. The Earl of Warwick, blind-side flanker of his day, had just returned from injury. No tries. Vanquished moan about 1 trick archers.
1415 - Agincourt - heavy rain before match, England, having been disappointing in the earlier campaign when so much was expected of them, secure notable away win over French, due not least to exemplary leadership. No tries. Vanquished moan about 1 trick archers.
1805 - Trafalgar - Rain before match. Heavily waterlogged pitch. Severe handling errors lead to breaking of French line in several places. No tries. Vanquished moan about unfair use of unpredictable tactics.
1815 - Waterloo - heavy rain before match, England (ish) defeat French on neutral territory. No tries. Vanquished moan about lack of flamboyance in using the "square" tactic.
2003 - Sydney - heavy rain.... oh well you get the picture.
Now far be it from me, a barbour-wearing rosbif, to arrogantly suggest God might be an Englishman, but the odds of him being French are lengthening by the day. :-)"
Australia vs England final.
Nice.