Was at a theatre about 3 yrs ago with my gf, when a dick in the row in front of me kept getting calls on his cell phone, after the 3rd one, I stood up, reached over, grabbed the phone, and threw it to the front of the theater where it smashed loudly on the concrete in the front corner. Many other movie goers loudly cheered. Mr. Cell Phone started to protest, but thought the better of it and left.
While this is not a movie story, I was flying out to NC the other day from CO, and as I fly a lot, got bumped up to first class. Well... this little snot nose punk was also in first class, the seat behind me, and just happened to have feet long enough to push the back of my seat, plus for good measure ensure the occasional kick was set into my back. To top this off, after repeated talkings to by the flight attendant, little Johnnie decides he needs to go to the bathroom several times, and ensures he whacks the back of my seat each time. Well the last time as little Johnnie was running back to his seat, I nonchalantly stuck my foot out, and WHAP!!! he plastered his face on the floor. After 5 minutes of whimpering, he STFU for the rest of the flight. About 30 mins after the trip, the flight attendant came back and brought a drink and on the napkin was the word "THanks so much!" and a little smilie face. She left with a huge grin. I had to keep from laughing too hard.
Yep, dip *****s suck, but they end up getting there own in the end.
