Royal accomodations... would you?

[DmdNexus]

Bush is staying at Buckingham palace with his wife Laura....

Here's a poll:

If you were the President and your wife was with you at the "Palace" would you get it on?

And do you think, the royal staff would leave a packet of condoms in the night stand for your convenience?.... after all, being president you can't just run down to the 7/11 at 11 pm.

[Ripsnort]

Originally posted by DmdNexus
Bush is staying at Buckingham palace with his wife Laura....

Here's a poll:

If you were the President and your wife was with you at the "Palace" would you get it on?

And do you think, the royal staff would leave a packet of condoms in the night stand for your convenience?.... after all, being president you can't just run down to the 7/11 at 11 pm.

What makes you think they'd need condoms? Most responsible parents, once finished with having children, take more effective measures to prevent over-populating the world (Please remove Catholics, Mormens, and Islamics from this equation)

[DmdNexus]

Originally posted by Ripsnort
What makes you think they'd need condoms? Most responsible parents, once finished with having children, take more effective measures to prevent over-populating the world (Please remove Catholics, Mormens, and Islamics from this equation)

That's their choice to use them or not... being married they might not need them... she may even be passed being able to get pregnant.

The question is would the staff leave them a packet.

I'm sure if it was Clinton... they would live the box... never know what he's poking.

[Ripsnort]

Originally posted by DmdNexus
That's their choice to use them or not... being married they might not need them... she may even be passed being able to get pregnant.

The question is would the staff leave them a packet.

I'm sure if it was Clinton... they would live the box... never know what he's poking.

Bush probably would make water balloons out of them and lob them at the protesters from the window.

[DmdNexus]

Originally posted by Ripsnort
Bush probably would make water balloons out of them and lob them at the protesters from the window.

And scribbles on them  "with luv from America" as he tosses them over the balcony.

[Westy]

"Most responsible parents, once finished with having children, take more effective measures to prevent over-populating the world (Please remove Catholics, Mormens, and Islamics from this equation)"

 This reminds me of the Protestant couple discussing "sex" in the MP movie "The Meaning of Life."

[ravells]

I saw Laura Bush on TV last night...she was attractive, witty and intelligent.

What on earth did she see in her husband?

Ravs

[Swager]

Im sure the condoms would be there.  The Brits do not want  to take the chance of a Bush offspring being conceived and cause the world problems in 2048.

[JB73]

as long as we are talking about condoms...

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/031116/photos_hl_afp/031116222059_p3tqx6uf_photo0&e=7&ncid=1756

LMFAO

[Wanker]

You know, the Queen was pretty hot when she was young. She had nice gams, as they say in England.

[Swoop]

We do?  Since when?  And what's a gam?

[Wanker]

Breasts, man, breasts.

Sheesh, must I tell you everything about English culture?!

[Swoop]

Nah you mean tits, boobs, bazoomers, mams, jugs, jubblies or knockers.  Never heard em called 'gams' before.


Did you learn English from a Frenchman or something?

[DmdNexus]

Gams are legs... specifically CALVES - NOT BREASTS...

Sheesh Read a Sam Malone novel!

[Octavius]

 the Mrs Bush is arse ugly.

Her face looks like one of those freaky looking clown bobble-head thingamajigs.  

And I don't see any tits, boobs, bazoomers, mams, jugs, jubblies or knockers on her either.

Even if I had the chance, a paper bag on her head wouldn't do the job.