Author Topic: What is the difference b/t Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? (Read 315 times)

Pfunk · « **on:** November 19, 2003, 10:59:03 PM »

One is white and harmful to children..........the other is just a platic bag

texace · « **Reply #1 on:** November 19, 2003, 11:25:28 PM »

"One is plastic and harmful to children, the other carries groceries."

Sixpence · « **Reply #2 on:** November 19, 2003, 11:28:47 PM »

Pays off families to molest their children. They should arrest the parents too.

capt. apathy · « **Reply #3 on:** November 20, 2003, 12:30:33 AM »

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They should arrest the parents too.

yep, with his publicity/reputation any parent that would give this guy unsupervised access to their child should be charged with neglect at the very least, pimping out there kid would be a more accurate charge though.

that gooffy bastard wouldn't be allowed to even talk to my kids.

Pfunk · « **Reply #4 on:** November 20, 2003, 12:32:28 AM »

Some more for ya....

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne?
Acne doesn't come on your face until you're about fifteen

Why did Michael Jackson check into the Betty Ford clinic?
To get over his 11 year old crack habit.

Who does Michael Jackson consider a perfect "10"?
Two 5 year olds

How many times does 12 go into 35?
Ask Michael Jackson.