Originally posted by MC_Honky
Same old smoke and mirrors from UBI and the Axis of Evil, French-Russian simulator alliance.

Installing Lock-on or IL2FB will trigger a hypnotic "laser" from your monitor : it will instantly turn you into a rude smelly french waiter or a die-hard bolshevik...
We will soon rule ze world !
Jerry Lewis will be on every channel !
KFC will only serve froglegs in garlic sauce !
Coca cola plants will only produce Vodka...
Straffo will be defense secretary !
Boroda will be President !
Long live the French-Russian Alliance !