Author Topic: Worst intestinal gas, ever (Read 823 times)

Capt. Pork · « **on:** November 22, 2003, 01:14:30 PM »

You know what you ate to generate that god-awful smell.... Everybody's body works differently, and experiences vary. Kung Pao Chicken with extra garlic goes it for me.

How about you?

Saurdaukar · « **Reply #1 on:** November 22, 2003, 01:40:11 PM »

Burger King freedom fries.

Raubvogel · « **Reply #2 on:** November 22, 2003, 02:46:25 PM »

about 10 match heads.....don't ever, ever try this.

Heretik · « **Reply #3 on:** November 22, 2003, 04:13:22 PM »

Chinese food. Any variety, any amount.

Octavius · « **Reply #4 on:** November 22, 2003, 04:33:49 PM »

german beer + german food

mrblack · « **Reply #5 on:** November 22, 2003, 05:30:55 PM »

Sonic onion rings
Call in the HAZMAT teams:aok

Chairboy · « **Reply #6 on:** November 22, 2003, 05:48:07 PM »

Sushi.

I've been eating it for 3-days straight (fish-binge?) now and my cats are suffering. My wife picked a good time to be out of town.

FUNKED1 · « **Reply #7 on:** November 22, 2003, 06:09:38 PM »

Grand Canyon 1992
Rancid hot dogs, pork-n-beans, Pabst Blue Ribbon. I got a tent to myself that night.

Capt. Pork · « **Reply #8 on:** November 22, 2003, 06:11:46 PM »

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Originally posted by Chairboy
Sushi.

I've been eating it for 3-days straight (fish-binge?) now and my cats are suffering. My wife picked a good time to be out of town.

I used to live in LA, chairboy, which Sushi places you like out there?

Dnil · « **Reply #9 on:** November 22, 2003, 06:22:27 PM »

altitude chamber.....once you get to "altitude" and have to take your mask off. Hands down the funkiest smell ever.

Chairboy · « **Reply #10 on:** November 22, 2003, 07:39:11 PM »

My favorite place is Senju in Santa Monica at Yale & Santa Monica Blvd. I've heard that Sushi Hirosuke in the valley is really good, and that the chef there is a real sushi nazi who will banish you from the bar if your order spicy tuna roll.

Senju has a really good house roll: Crazy Dragon. It has a shrimp tempura in the center, then other things as you move outwards, including the crab paste used in california rolls, crispy things, and fish on the outside. Finally, they put some terikayi sauce on the outside. It's pretty gaijin, but really good.

JB73 · « **Reply #11 on:** November 22, 2003, 11:24:25 PM »

red dog beer (i will stop a cement truck @ 100 yards)

budweiser (SHUDDER) beer

fried (not scrambled) eggs (dunno why scrambled dont do it)

Capt. Pork · « **Reply #12 on:** November 23, 2003, 12:41:56 AM »

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Originally posted by Chairboy
My favorite place is Senju in Santa Monica at Yale & Santa Monica Blvd. I've heard that Sushi Hirosuke in the valley is really good, and that the chef there is a real sushi nazi who will banish you from the bar if your order spicy tuna roll.

Senju has a really good house roll: Crazy Dragon. It has a shrimp tempura in the center, then other things as you move outwards, including the crab paste used in california rolls, crispy things, and fish on the outside. Finally, they put some terikayi sauce on the outside. It's pretty gaijin, but really good.

Yes, I have heard of the banisher. The biggest insult is the california Roll, but that's common knowledge. I'm ashamed to say this, but Sushi on Sunset isn't half bad. Just never go to Miyagi's across the street. Not only was the owner on the same highschool tennis team as Erik Menendez, but they also freez/thaw all their tuna.

Mathman · « **Reply #13 on:** November 23, 2003, 12:45:47 AM »

If you live in Los Angeles, you should know about Tommy's. That stuff will give you industrial strength, underwear-burning, World War I quality poison gas farts.

Capt. Pork · « **Reply #14 on:** November 23, 2003, 12:57:45 AM »

Jerry's Deli and Canter's rock the small intestine as well. Canter's, on top of it all, was where GUns N' Roses shot some of their immortal Cover Art. For a cheese overdose, try the Rainbow Room--not as gay as you may think...Oh, And Mathman, according to George Orwell, 2+2=5.