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Offline Hortlund

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« on: November 24, 2003, 01:39:27 PM »
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Offline Westy

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« Reply #1 on: November 24, 2003, 01:44:11 PM »
"Oh dear. Well.  Cheer up Mrs Nezmit.   The good news is I hear it's warm in Guantanamo all year round...."
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Offline muckmaw

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« Reply #2 on: November 24, 2003, 01:50:32 PM »
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"Oh dear. Well.  Cheer up Mrs Nezmit.   The good news is I hear it's warm in Guantanamo all year round...."


I don't think I beat that one...

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« Reply #3 on: November 24, 2003, 01:52:39 PM »
Sandman Kidnaps Hort's mother and Aunt as a result of Hort's failure to get his Diplomacy Orders in on time.

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« Reply #4 on: November 24, 2003, 01:58:12 PM »
Cannible farmer returns plump escaped hens to the feed lot.
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« Reply #5 on: November 24, 2003, 02:03:41 PM »
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Cannible farmer returns plump escaped hens to the feed lot.


Well that was close to what I was thinking.

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« Reply #6 on: November 24, 2003, 02:11:33 PM »
"Bring out your dead!"
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« Reply #7 on: November 24, 2003, 02:36:27 PM »
"USA or BUST!"
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Offline LePaul

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« Reply #8 on: November 24, 2003, 02:38:10 PM »
Danger....angry elderly inside....don't say "perscription drug prices" near them
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« Reply #9 on: November 24, 2003, 02:39:22 PM »
$20 for the both of'em ?
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« Reply #10 on: November 24, 2003, 03:01:49 PM »
Bush:

"Your either with us or against us"
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« Reply #11 on: November 24, 2003, 03:06:29 PM »
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REUTERS: Elderly women with bad flatulence are used to power a tractor in France, experts hail the discovery as "Possibly the greatest discovery of our times"

Analysts predict that old women with bad gas will be used to power all our household needs by the year 2010.  
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« Reply #12 on: November 25, 2003, 07:10:23 PM »
Lacking union representation....  Strippers in this travelling burlesque show are forced to dance in smaller and smaller cages.


"goaly"
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« Reply #13 on: November 25, 2003, 08:06:57 PM »
"One can never be too careful with the undomesticated Monster-In-Law."
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« Reply #14 on: November 25, 2003, 08:41:47 PM »
The canibals ARE organized in Germany. This is known as "take out".
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