I used to deliver pizzas as a part time job. One evening it was snowing heavily and all customers were informed that delivery times would be 45 minutes to one hour.
On one particular delivery, whoever had taken the order either forgot to get the apartment building number or forgot to write it on the ticket. Either way I was forced to stop and make a phone call to the customer explaining that I needed the apartment building number so I could bring him his dinner. This particular customer was very rude and was cussing me out on the phone.
When he finally told me which building he was in I politely told him I would be there in 3 minutes or less and hung up. When I arrived at his apartment he was even more rude and used even worse language, soooo......instead of handing him his pizza I dropped it on the floor in front of him and left, telling him to have a nice evening.
The one thing you dont want to do EVER...is be rude to the pizza man, he has your address AND phone number. I forget now how many nights in a row I called his home between 2 and 3 am, telling him to go take a leak and go back to bed, then just hanging up.
