Author Topic: Howmany message board members does it take to change a light bulb? (Read 1670 times)

AKIron · « **Reply #15 on:** November 26, 2003, 10:42:36 AM »

Takes 110v at 60Hz to light a bulb properly.

Women should be allowed to operate and change light bulbs.

SOB · « **Reply #16 on:** November 26, 2003, 10:42:39 AM »

1 to go on and on about how we have the right to own and use light bulbs and carry them under our jackets should we so choose.

SOB · « **Reply #17 on:** November 26, 2003, 10:44:25 AM »

About 15 to repeatedly badger anyone participating in the thread whether they like light bulbs or not, just to satisfy their childish need for mindless amusement.

vorticon · « **Reply #18 on:** November 26, 2003, 10:48:40 AM »

1 to remind people of other countrys of there lightbulby past

AKIron · « **Reply #19 on:** November 26, 2003, 11:31:42 AM »

Kurt Tank invented the lightbulb, or was it Al Gore?

cpxxx · « **Reply #20 on:** November 26, 2003, 12:11:12 PM »

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Originally posted by lazs2
5 from other countries that have banned light bulbs and can see no reason that anyone would really need light. They will explain that since the ban everyone is happy being in the dark.
lazs

Then someone will argue that they have the right to carry concealed lightbulbs (flashlights in America, Torches everywhere else This causes a separate argument, between Lazs and Beetle). Then they argue that people who own lightbulbs are providing light for everyone else which reduces crime because the criminals don't know which house have light bulbs in them and which don't. The bigger the light bulb the more powerful the deterrent. The more people who carry lightbulbs the less crime there'll be because you never know who's going to flash you with their concealed bulb:D If you know what I mean:rolleyes:

Maniac · « **Reply #21 on:** November 26, 2003, 12:47:23 PM »

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15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

This should be changed from 15 to 1, and we all know who the 1 is

RTR · « **Reply #22 on:** November 26, 2003, 12:47:59 PM »

Don't forget the multitudes of the politically correct.

I mean "GE Pure White" ????

A purely racist definition!

Boycott Light Bulbs!!

Mini D · « **Reply #23 on:** November 26, 2003, 12:53:12 PM »

And all this is because someone was too dumb to know how to change a lightbulb on their own.

MiniD

capt. apathy · « **Reply #24 on:** November 26, 2003, 01:05:59 PM »

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they test the lamps on puppies. i dont know how that helps make a better light-bulb but it must do something... i mean they're GE for gosh sakes. why would they do something unnessary or unethical?

AKIron · « **Reply #25 on:** November 26, 2003, 01:17:44 PM »

Only dweebs and girlymen change a light bulb head on. Takes real skill to sneak up on one. And "popping" the burned out ones is just inhumane.

Dune · « **Reply #26 on:** November 26, 2003, 01:52:15 PM »

3 to complain that we changed the lightbuld without UN approval.

4 to say that the lightbulb wouldn't have burned out if Bush would've taken better care of it.

5 to say that the lightbulb burned out because Clinton liked watching Monica with the lights on.

2 to say that burned out lightbulbs in California doesn't matter since they don't have any power anyways.

A couple of FDB's to argue over who would screw it back in.

AKIron · « **Reply #27 on:** November 26, 2003, 02:09:05 PM »

I bet Sandman'd hit it.

StSanta · « **Reply #28 on:** December 07, 2003, 12:00:02 PM »

Cool!

I get to be the lurker hat bumps the thread and starts it all over.

Only one of me

Saintaw · « **Reply #29 on:** December 07, 2003, 01:12:37 PM »

IT'S NOT A LIGHTBULB IF YOU DIDN'T SHOUT IT F1RST!