Personally, I think Tito was good for Yugoslavia.
I'd like to keep England for the English, and will therefore be voting far right this election. I propose cutting off Scotland and Wales, mainly because they are whiny bastards who bleat about being hard done by while English tax payers subsidize them, and the Northern Irish can piss off for ever thinking that we wouldn't get tired of c*nts like Gerry Adams and Ian Paisley mouthing off on our TV screens.
With three lame duck Lichtenstein-like states created in the form of Wales, Scotland and NI, we can then get to work on purging England of assylum seekers and anyone with French ancestry more recent than the Battle of Waterloo.
I reckon that manifesto would send a rocket up the arses of the pamapered stunninghunks currently residing in the House of Commons.