Debate sometime in 04
Bush runs in late, apologizes, said he came up with an idea, and figured out how to cure AIDS with his chemistry set that afternoon. His 1st experiment didnt quite turn all that well, except for its a spiffy fertilizer/burnable matierial thus solving the worlds food/energy worries.
Hillary stands up and proceeds to strangle a cocker spanial puppy on national television, then proceeds to beat a toddler to death with said puppy corpse, all the while cursing the audience.
The AH lib population will come online post on this bbs on how evil bush and his haliburton money grubbing industrial babykilling telepathic illuminati mason friends from mars are