While I do not agree with everything Bush has done since being elected, I do agree with what he has done here. Took courage. To those of you who would wish to take this opportunity to bash Bush for whatever reason, well I just want to say the following;
Oh, be sure to hit the print button, you'll need this later.
Get on a plane and travel to Anchorage. In the center of town you will find a small fish market called "Abe's Cods." Go inside ask for Nilvana. Tell him you need transport to the sacred place; he'll understand. While he makes the arrangements you'll need to get your hands on a diving bell and two stout men to work the bellows. Return to the harbor and Nilvana will be waiting with the boat. He will take you into the open area of the pacific, but trust his judgment. When the time is right, descend into the icy water a distance of four hundred feet. You will come across a large cave carefully hidden behind a reef, and inside there will be an open pocket of air for you to change back into your clothes. Follow the cave, always taking the left path or you'll become trapped in a magma pocket. After several miles you'll come across a bell; ring it three times. At the sound, a horse will come, and he will transport you to the magical city. That's where the people who care what you think live. Good luck.
