Not that I am about to start one, coz then it'll be deleted. I know all the objections - there are kids that read the forums, it's an insult to women etc. Yet meatbombs have kids too, and some meatbombs are women. The latter have an unfortunate habit of requesting man-boobies (yerch) and man-buttocks (even worse).
For your inspiration, I have provided you with the following link from another forum I frequent (for many, many reasons):
The tit-ee bar (NSFW), courtesy of dz.com.
The Fat Drunk Bastards should enjoy it.
"Me? Outta line? I wasn't even In it in the first place!"
Oh yeah, should add: I in no way am responsible for anything here. Never was and never will be. I merely posted a blob of text. So I'm still a very moral being, yes.