I know i know it's supposed to go to the O-Club .. but heck a little fun doesn't hurt anyone here
> How do crazy people go through the forest?
> They take the psycho path.
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> What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
> A stick.
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> How do you get holy water?
> Boil the hell out of it.
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> What did the fish say when it hit a concrete wall?
> "Dam!"
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> What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
> Nacho Cheese.
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> What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
> Polaroids.
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> What do you call Santa's helpers?
> Subordinate Clauses.
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> What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?
> Quatro sinko.
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> What do you get from a pampered cow?
> Spoiled milk.
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> What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
> Frostbite.
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> What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
> A nervous wreck.
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> What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
> Anyone can roast beef.
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> Where do you find a dog with no legs?
> Right where you left him.
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> Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
> Because they have big fingers
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> Why don't blind people like to sky dive?
> Because it scares the heck out of the dog.
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> What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?
> Sanka.
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> What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
> The location of the dirt bag.
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> Why does a pilgrim's pants always fall down?
> Because they wear their belt buckle on their hat.
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> What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?
> A bad golfer goes, WHACK! "Damn."
> A bad skydiver goes, "Damn." WHACK!
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> What do you call a man with a car on his head?
> Jack
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> How do you catch a unique rabbit?
> Unique up on it!
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> How do you catch a tame rabbit?
> Tame way, unique up on it!
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> What do you call skydiving lawyers?
> Skeet.
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> What goes clop, clop, clop, bang, bang, clop clop clop?
> An Amish drive-by shooting.
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> How are a Texas tornado and a Tennessee divorce the same?
> Somebody's gonna lose a trailer.
