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Offline Raubvogel

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« Reply #15 on: December 03, 2003, 07:06:25 PM »
Austin Powers in Goldmember. What a piece of crap. Turned it off after 30 minutes.

A bad movie that knows it's a bad movie and doesn't pretend not to be isn't bad.

But a bad movie that thinks it's a good movie really really sucks.

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« Reply #16 on: December 03, 2003, 07:19:26 PM »
Shoulda burned the money for fun - would have been better entertainment value.

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« Reply #17 on: December 03, 2003, 07:24:05 PM »
What MT said!  In spades!

Closely followed by Billy Jack. (gag...choke)

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« Reply #18 on: December 03, 2003, 07:24:05 PM »
What MT said!  In spades!

Closely followed by Billy Jack. (gag...choke)

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« Reply #19 on: December 03, 2003, 07:31:05 PM »
Anything from "Golan and Globus" was equally crappy.

What was that racing movie with Sylvester Stallone a couple years ago as an Indy racer?  It was flat out horrible.


Speed2 sucked.

Almost anything with Adam Sandlar gags me.
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So many bad movies, but I would rather forget them.


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« Reply #20 on: December 03, 2003, 08:14:33 PM »
Episode 1
followed by episode 2
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« Reply #21 on: December 03, 2003, 08:59:20 PM »
Wax: The discovery of television among the bees

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« Reply #22 on: December 03, 2003, 09:16:42 PM »
Without a doubt, the worst movie ever....


"Megaforce" with Barry Bostwick




At least I could laugh at Army Of Darkness...
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« Reply #23 on: December 03, 2003, 09:26:51 PM »
don't tell anyone but I liked moulin rouge.

I would have to say, gone fishing, with danny glover.....yikes that was bad.

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« Reply #24 on: December 03, 2003, 09:52:18 PM »
Double Team

I have never experienced physical pain from a movie before or since seeing it....

in my defense I didn't pay for it. :)
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« Reply #25 on: December 03, 2003, 10:25:12 PM »
Charlies angles 2 was a joke.  I didn't mind the first one, ok it's not meant to be taken seriously, no harm.  The second one comes along and you feel embarassed for the people on the screen.  In the matrix, you can do those kicks because, well, you just can..........you can't do it just because you are a hot secret agent chic.  I don't want to be insulted when watching a movie.

Austin Powers Goldenmember OK MIKE we get it, the guy has a mole on his face.  (although the intro to the movie with Tom Cruise, Steven Spielburg, and others was funny.)

Anyone ever catch Bad Taste?  Hard to believe it was created by the same man who brought us the lord of the rings set.  Oh well i bet it was fun filming with friends on a $50 dollar budget.
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« Reply #26 on: December 03, 2003, 10:36:48 PM »
Wing Commander.


And Peter Jackson of LOTR and Bad Taste fame also did "Meet the Feebles"

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« Reply #27 on: December 03, 2003, 10:37:53 PM »
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« Reply #28 on: December 03, 2003, 10:49:44 PM »
Gone with the wind.  More over rated than anything since the original King Kong.

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« Reply #29 on: December 03, 2003, 10:57:48 PM »
Whoa... seems I managed to block out one movie:

Dumb and Dumberer.