Author Topic: whats the crappiest movie youve ever seen (Read 2591 times)

Animal · « **Reply #30 on:** December 03, 2003, 11:02:57 PM »

another vote for Austin Powers: Goldmember.

I cant believe I watched that piece of crap. To add insult to injury, they crammed as much blatant product advertisement into they film as they could. It felt like paying to watch a comercial.

SOB · « **Reply #31 on:** December 03, 2003, 11:12:21 PM »

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Originally posted by Raubvogel
A bad movie that knows it's a bad movie and doesn't pretend not to be isn't bad.

But a bad movie that thinks it's a good movie really really sucks.

Exactly.

Mini D · « **Reply #32 on:** December 03, 2003, 11:15:09 PM »

Sorry, but you are wrong.

A movie that is trying to be stupid but even fails at that is truly a bad movie.

MiniD

SOB · « **Reply #33 on:** December 03, 2003, 11:17:45 PM »

We're both right...yours is also a bad movie. Just not as bad as Entrapment. One of the many lowlights of dumberer for me was the tooth. Was it intentional that it was obviously colored over for the part that was supposed to be chipped off? It had to be...please tell me it was intentional.

Mini D · « **Reply #34 on:** December 03, 2003, 11:26:48 PM »

Think of what was least clever... and that is the reason behind it.

Entrapment stunk... but it just wasn't the worst SOB. I know you were hoping for a Sean Connery nude shot. But dammit! Accept that the man is 70 years old and nobody is going to show him nude no matter how many "fan letters" you send them.

Hell... entrapment isn't even Sean Connery's worst movie. You obviously haven't seen "The Avengers".

MiniD

bigsky · « **Reply #35 on:** December 03, 2003, 11:30:51 PM »

hands down "the toxic avenger"

Fuzzy · « **Reply #36 on:** December 03, 2003, 11:31:35 PM »

Ghosts of Mars.

Anyone who has seen this has to admit. It was the crappiest movie and acting evar!!!

Gunslinger · « **Reply #37 on:** December 03, 2003, 11:41:36 PM »

I'm surprised no one has mentioned the worst peice of crap i've rented in a while.

SOLARIS staring george clooney.

Heard the book was good but this movie sucked balz

SOB · « **Reply #38 on:** December 03, 2003, 11:55:30 PM »

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Originally posted by Mini D
Hell... entrapment isn't even Sean Connery's worst movie. You obviously haven't seen "The Avengers".

MiniD

Heh, I did turn that piece of crap off about 20 minutes into it.

Animal · « **Reply #39 on:** December 04, 2003, 12:46:14 AM »

Street Fighter.
The movie that killed Raul Julia.

Maniac · « **Reply #40 on:** December 04, 2003, 12:51:11 AM »

Clock work orange

Now that was pure CRAP!

Animal · « **Reply #41 on:** December 04, 2003, 01:03:59 AM »

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Originally posted by Maniac
Clock work orange

Now that was pure CRAP!

how dare you...

FUNKED1 · « **Reply #42 on:** December 04, 2003, 01:40:06 AM »

Not Kubrick's best work, but it's pretty freaking good.
My vote is for Breakin' 2 Electric Boogaloo.

mrblack · « **Reply #43 on:** December 04, 2003, 01:52:10 AM »

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Originally posted by midnight Target
Born Losers

http://www.brainsonfilm.com/losers.html

Gawd It was awfull!
but It was followed up with a cult classic Billy Jack

rpm · « **Reply #44 on:** December 04, 2003, 02:04:04 AM »

Joe Versus The Volcano (The low point in Tom Hanks career)

Dumb and Dumberer (Honestly, the title doesn't do it justice)

Yentl (Not a musical, yet Streisand still sings in character

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